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I've got some fanfic up on my site at www.gillian-f-taylor.co.uk (not a link, don't have time to check the way of putting one in).
I'm also published in Horizon 20 and Star 4; both zines are available from Judith Proctor's excellent website www.hermit.org/blakes7. You should be able to find this site pretty easily by searching for Blakes7 on Google, or wherever.
He's obviously going to be disappointed even if he does fall in love, thanks to the old Avon "killer kiss". One snog from him and you're history. It does make you wonder why so many women wanted to try it...
you think? Bored, life not worth living, you see Avon approaching... what's to stop you? After all you might as well go out with a bang (that one's for you Ptolly!)
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
Actually I was thinking I must be cursed with the same thing myself, the number of girls who've said "kiss you? Ha haaa I'd rather be seen dead!" in the past :(