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For a good time, call....
Posted by: kaz (144.139.77.---)
Date: July 29, 2003 01:55AM

PSD. He has informed us he is hung like a barnacle. Go for it, girls!


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 29, 2003 01:56AM

Where as Kaz is apparently willing to sleep with any rich old men who happen to have a space in their will....



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: July 29, 2003 01:57AM

Bring your tires ladies!!! He needs to use them as protection!!



Post Edited (07-29-03 03:17)

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 29, 2003 01:58AM

Oh, and another gem, cut and pasted - "Hi, I'm Kaz and I pee in the shower"



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: kaz (144.139.77.---)
Date: July 29, 2003 02:03AM

Oh, EXCELLENT comeback! My congratulations! Now that's the mark of a true stirrer.


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: kaz (144.139.77.---)
Date: July 29, 2003 02:18AM

*ahem* PSD quote of the week: never waxed my scrotum, I'm afraid to say.


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: July 29, 2003 03:25AM

I want everyone to have a good think about what Kaz might have said about her waxing habits to prompt that comment.



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: Intrigue (---.xavier.vic.edu.au)
Date: July 29, 2003 03:48AM

Oooooooo...



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: July 29, 2003 04:04AM

This is getting pretty interesting. Another round, perhaps...


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: kaz (144.139.77.---)
Date: July 29, 2003 10:58AM

For the next installment you'll all have to wait til PSD and I get in the chat room together again (Don't worry. Slightcap was there to chaperone!). Then I'm sure all sorts of comments will come to the fore.




This could be fun!


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: July 29, 2003 11:19AM

*begins polishing bell to announce the beginning of a round*



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 29, 2003 03:33PM

Like a barnacle?


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: KT (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 29, 2003 03:44PM

Dave R - If you really are interested read this.
I am assuming relative size rather than absolute size although I may well be wrong.

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 29, 2003 03:51PM

So if someone told me that Ben had come out of his shell, I wouldn't want to watch.


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: KT (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 29, 2003 03:53PM

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 29, 2003 04:09PM

Well it made Sarah laugh, anyway.


Re: For a good time, call....
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: July 29, 2003 06:17PM

Until I got the other meaning...



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