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... while I chatted, weak and weary,
With many a quaint and curious fan of Jasper Fforde,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at the chat room door.
"'One more for the gutter," I muttered, "tapping at the chat room door —
They'll not leave soon, that's for sure."