These jokes are making me quail with raptor. But maybe you should let someone else have a tern PSD?



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There's a hole in my creativity bucket and it's all leaked out.

I thought the bird was a duck, actually.


(Cue loads of duck puns)

No more duck puns, PLEASE... After all: 'once bittern, twice shy'.

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"

Stop it!!!! No more duck puns please. I can't stand it anymore!

A change is as good as a rest they say, but then they do talk a load of b******s. However if you want to see Ptols duck Cuthbert pictured wearing an awfully becoming duck hat pop over to terrascope.co.uk/forum. You want to select Chit Chat and Idle Banter, then Anna's Knitting Patterns and Recipes and its about half way down the first page. Near the top of that page is Ptols pattern for a tie on chicken hat, I kid you not.

Oh now, Tracy, there's no need to feel down, and there's no need to go quackers, eider. You know what they say - if you can't bantam, join 'em!



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"Whisky-wa-wa," I breathed - she was dressed as Biffo the Bear.

Holly, just for you sweetie - here's the tie-on duck hat picture that's over on the Terrascope forum



Forum address for topic referred to above (all are welcome!) :-

[terrascope.co.uk]

That's not Cuthbert! Unless there are two Cuthberts, that is...



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

(sssh! It's a goose really! Hee!)

It could be a puddle duck, from that angle.



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Well I wouldn't know cos Ive never had a goose..

I'm sure Ptolemy will goose you if you give him the slightest excuse. ;-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

I am gathering info on Ptols on the other forum, I have an inside source who is willing to spill beans for a supplement to the miserable pocket money her father doles out. You would not believe some of his personal habits. On second thoughts you probably would.

OMG.... how much is she paying you, Holly? I'll double it if you promise not to say anything...

aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!! (said in best Japanese animee style)

Ptols, read my lips, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Waaaah!!


(cue voiceover) You have just been listening to The Wail of Lost Ptols

Oh very clever but your nimble tongue isn't going to get you out of this one!

That could have been phrased.......differently !

Snigger

Come on, then, Holly. We want details. The slimier the better!

Skiffle, you're right, I could have phrased it differently,..... but why would I want to? hee hee!

Kaz. I would tell you willingly but I am concerned for the moral welfare of anyone under the age of..... no actually I am concerned for everyones moral welfare. But if I see you in the gutter............