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Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 12:38AM

Oh yes you will!



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 12:56AM

You can show me how it goes, PSD.


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 12:58AM

Look, somebody says something like 'I can do it'. The audience cal out 'Oh no you won't'. Character then replies 'Oh yes I will'. I'm sure you can guess what happens now.

Repeat until even small children get bored of the repition, and then onc emore, for luck.

Let's try again - Oh no I won't...



PSD

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Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: Tracy (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:00AM

Oh yes you will.....

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:03AM

*breathes asigh of relief*



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:12AM

I don't get it.




:P


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:14AM

Au contraire, let me quote kaz for you all:

" I'm taken. Several times a week, actually"

Sounds like you're getting it to me....



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:21AM

Quote from PSD:

"I'm a bigger slapper."


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:22AM

New quote - not at the moment I'm not...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:25AM

This from the man who said he got into Mary's and then got stuck there.


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: Intrigue (---.xavier.vic.edu.au)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:28AM

I wish I could get to the Chat-room.

I could be first-runner up neutral Antipodean...

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:32AM

Jen is being Apprentice Anitpodean. she just needs all the paperwork to come through before she immigrates.


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:40AM

SPECIAL NOTE: We now know why PSD never waxed his scrotum. It's becasue he has this thing for BURNING his body hair.


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:41AM

On my arm! On my arm!



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: Jen (---.sympatico.ca)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:43AM

Is there something lower than a gutter?


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:44AM

There's the sewer, which me and Kaz seem to have been washed into...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:45AM

It's all that defication from the chat room.


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:51AM

Would defeafiction be a good word for the torrent of crap from celebrities that gets published these days?



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 14, 2003 01:55AM

ooh, good one. Yes. Excellent description


Re: The Panto Loons
Posted by: Nicky (---.n-atpop03.stsn.com)
Date: August 14, 2003 03:15AM

I'm in. No wings and no cats, but I'm up for anything else. psd, DO NOT SAY IT!!!


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