I have no cash, and the bank want their pound of flesh. Anyone know any unconvincing cross-dressers who could help?



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ban?

I would suggest an easy job - tutoring, provided you have the patience for small children.



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I'm in a similar situation. Just paid power bill, telephone bill and car registration. Now the car insurance want their excess for the car I backed into as well, and are making legal noises if they don't get it. GAARR!

"Do what you want to do, be what you want to be. Just not near me."

'Especially if I'm just about to reverse...'?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

On a frosty morning in the school car park. Exactly.

On the only occasion when I had trouble with a bank about an unplanned overdraft (which was back while I was a student, because a mix-up delayed my grant...) I sent the branch manager a letter explaining how it really was a one-off event that wouldn't happen again and, because I was writing in a December, wishing him a "Merry Chrsitmas". He sent me a reply which basically said "OK, don't do it again..." and ended with "Happy New Year".

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I wouldn't advocate this as a regular source of income, but since this is an emergency, do you have any skills such as singing, dancing, juggling, playing an instrument, fire-eating, or anything else you could do in the street to persuade people to drop small change into your hat?

Failing that, you could always pick the one you're really bad at and see if they'll give you money to get you to stop doing it.



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Sarah

PSD - some of us might be persuaded to sponsor you to do something. Any suggestions? (opens floodgates and stands well back)

We could sponsor him to write a novel. It would give him an incentive to get it finished, and, you never know, it might even get published and make more money!



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Sarah

He could call it, Stories from the Gutter.

I have no money either, if that's any consolation. Or a job. Though I am looking...

You could get people to pay for you to row them up the river. :)



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Can't you find a job working in a pub ?

I keep seeing trucks that say:

"PFD Foodservices"

Buy 'em out PSD, and change the name!



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Every time I see those trucks I think of PSD. It's really worrying.

Perhaps what we could sponsor PSD to do is emigrate to Australia?

(Only joking...)

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Can't you find a job working in a pun?



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Simon - Do NOT joke about such things! It lives in my nightmares as it is.

Exactly! With skin that pale, he'd go straight to Tasmania.



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Bite your tongue, Ingtrigue! He's too pale even for a Tassie Tan.

Maybe he'd find happiness with the Fairy Penguins of Phillip Island.



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