It has come to the attention of the gutter that we need official job descriptions, preferably as completely over-inflated and comprehensive as our sense of innuendo. Any suggestions for people's new titles?



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Kaz needs to be 'Canine Fecal Aesthetic Monitor and Fetishist, First Class', after the following snippets:

"what sort of jobs can one hold in the gutter?"

and

"I have seen dog turds that appela to me " (Kaz's spelling of 'appeal')



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

And the rest of that quote was 'more than you, PSD'.


I've decided I'm going to be the official Horrid Antipodean.

You forget the "more than you PSD", PSD. Selective amnesia I'm sure.

It was cut for reasons of space and clarity. Editorially neccessary...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Bulldust!

So we've got by now:

Kaz - Horrid Antipodean

Jen - Apprentice Antipodean

PSD - Bodyhair Removal Consultant

What else?



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Vi, how about you? Vampire In Denial.

I. am. not. a. Vampire. I don't deny anything.



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Colourless green ideas sleep furiously.

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I volunteer to be Founding Wallower Extraordinaire and Head Cat Exterminator, unless anyone else wants to be it.

I, furthermore, nominate Tracy to be Founding Gutter Queen. After all, she was the first one in it.



Post Edited (08-14-03 05:17)

I am the Head of Song Approval!!

Hey, I CREATED the gutter....well, the city the gutter is in...does that count?

I would like to be Apprentice Anitpodean and Chica de IMPACTO please.

Chica de Impacto!

Impressive, Jen. I like the last line. 'Go if mortal lucky people exist.'



(Wish I could look like that. But after three kids it's a bit tricky)

PSD could also be 'REALLY White Man Who Speaks With Forked Tongue'.

Oi! Kicking cats out of the gutter is all very well, but exterminating them is going too far. I've already told Klinsmann to leave the gutter at once.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Might not daring him to leave the gutter be more likely to succeed?

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"

AAC, I think we nominated you Gutter Police after that disclaimer went up. :)



Post Edited (08-14-03 17:04)

Given my admitted lack of mathematical skills I'm willing to accept the nomination for Forum's Uncrowned Counting King With Inverse Title should anyone care to bestow it...

Klinsmann says he'll be the...

Oh, no, you won't, Klinsmann. I don't care what you were going to say. You're not allowed back in that gutter.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah