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Maybe somebody could write that scene into the storyline (as a part of preparing the Ugly Stepsister for attendance at the Ball?) anyway?
The two Fairies get ordered to clean up both of the Ugly Stepsisters, who are reluctant to be washed & whom they would prefer not to touch: They chase them around the stage for a while, trap them in a corner, and then do the job with long-handled brooms and a soap solution that produces lots of bubbles...
Now wait just a minute here. While I would enjoy(and probably pay) to see the Kaz vs PSD washing scene, I do not want any part of it.
Although, now that I think of it...... rain slickers, boot, hats, goggles, large hose, long handled brooms, lots of bubbles.... this could work. *evil grin*