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Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: August 17, 2003 08:40PM

psd - dont be too hasty in turning down this opportunity, thought you were broke? People would pay good money to watch this.

Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 17, 2003 11:03PM

I'M NOT BROKE!!!!!!!

I don't need the money that badly!


I am not, can not, will not ever be washng PSD in any way, shape or form!

Here endeth the discussion!


Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 18, 2003 12:16AM

I, for one, would certainly pay (and quite generously, too).


Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Holly Daze (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: August 18, 2003 12:00PM

Think a Kaz washing psd scene should be written in to the pantomime, shame we aren't doing Aladin, there's a laundry in that one.

Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 18, 2003 12:17PM

Maybe somebody could write that scene into the storyline (as a part of preparing the Ugly Stepsister for attendance at the Ball?) anyway?

The two Fairies get ordered to clean up both of the Ugly Stepsisters, who are reluctant to be washed & whom they would prefer not to touch: They chase them around the stage for a while, trap them in a corner, and then do the job with long-handled brooms and a soap solution that produces lots of bubbles...

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Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 18, 2003 02:37PM

Now wait just a minute here. While I would enjoy(and probably pay) to see the Kaz vs PSD washing scene, I do not want any part of it.

Although, now that I think of it...... rain slickers, boot, hats, goggles, large hose, long handled brooms, lots of bubbles.... this could work. *evil grin*

Sorry PSD, this is just to good to pass up. :)

Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Sarah B (---.cable.ubr06.dudl.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: August 18, 2003 03:19PM

Well we do have to have a slapstick comedy scene...



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Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: splat21 (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 18, 2003 05:49PM

Speaking as about a quarter of the audience, I'm definitely prepared to pay forn a front stalls seat to see that!

"Oooooh yes I am!"

Gwan Kaz, it'll be a laugh!



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Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 18, 2003 09:30PM

Just as long as we don't have to see PSD naked again. We all know how much trouble it caused the last time.


Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: Tracy (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: August 18, 2003 11:29PM

I think we all agree Nicky that we certainly don't want to go down that barnacle littered road.

Re: lunch with slightcap
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 19, 2003 06:25AM

Well, if you put it THAT way, Simon, maybe it's not such a bad idea.

Of course, that means that Tracy has to wash Ptolemy.

Hmmm, the idea definately has merit....


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