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Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: August 19, 2003 11:50AM

I thought of it more like: “What would you do for two tickets to the Bahamas?”



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Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: splat21 (213.38.32.---)
Date: August 19, 2003 12:02PM

lol! ok then - very little actually (unless it was a diamond troll's tooth in which case probably a few things I might be ashamed of later, unless it was a VERY high carat!)... anyone want to buy a Granny? Vg, jacket g/vg, gsoh, 100,000 miles, one careful lady owner.



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Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: August 19, 2003 12:06PM

Only 100,000 m? What's she been doing her whole life?



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Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: splat21 (213.38.32.---)
Date: August 19, 2003 12:16PM

That you get to ask her when you buy her ; )



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Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 19, 2003 02:57PM

Hmm, super foxy by maybe an 1/8 of an inch on right hand, 1/4 of an inch on left.

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Dibs (---.winn.adsl.virgin.net)
Date: August 19, 2003 09:59PM

Exactly the same length. I read recently that the closer your middle and ring fingers were in length to each other, the more attractive you are. So if you are a guy whose ring finger and middle finger are the same length, but your index finger is shorter then you're a drop dead gorgeous hormonally charged stud muffin.

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 20, 2003 02:41AM

And you would be....?


Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 20, 2003 02:58AM

...the person whose less pure than psd, kaz.


Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 20, 2003 03:01AM

No, I mean are his fingers as he described?


Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.emhril.ameritech.net)
Date: August 20, 2003 03:03AM

Gosh, I hope so!


Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 20, 2003 03:10AM

LOL!


Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Tracy (---.dyn.optonline.net)
Date: August 20, 2003 03:49AM

Now I always thought it was the feet.........

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Dibs (---.gsi.gov.uk)
Date: August 20, 2003 10:35AM

Actually I got it the wrong way round, It's the index finger. So a guy can be gorgeous or studly but not both. If you really need to know my ring finger is marginally longer than my index finger and my index finger isn't too much different from my middle finger. Which makes me a bit middling really.

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: ScarletBea (194.196.168.---)
Date: August 20, 2003 11:26AM

hehehe I'd heard about this before but not as based on science.

It said that, well, for females, as a consequence of those hormones thing, if your index finger was shorter than the 4th finger you were most likely gay...

Lol guess how my fingers are *roll eyes*

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Dibs (---.gsi.gov.uk)
Date: August 20, 2003 11:31AM

Apparently the scientific reason for this is that it denotes general symmetry which is the basis for how we percieve attractiveness.

As to guessing how your fingers are - busy? ;)

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: ScarletBea (194.196.168.---)
Date: August 20, 2003 11:36AM

hehehe I'm actually working (just on a break, yes, I'm entitled to one ;))

Ok, my index is smaller than the 4th finger (on both hands)
At least I'm symmetric :D

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 20, 2003 11:56AM

And if all three of those fingers are the same length then, according to tradition, you're a werewolf...

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Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: kaz (139.134.57.---)
Date: August 21, 2003 12:48AM

The werewolf thing also counts if you have a unabrow and hairy palms. Of course, hairy palms generally mean you've been doing other things as well.





So, how are YOUR palms, PSD?


Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: Bluebottle (---.cmbg.cable.ntl.com)
Date: August 21, 2003 08:29AM

What's the first sign of madness?
Hairs on the palms of your hands.

What's the second sign of madness?
Looking for them.

Re: Fight Fodder
Posted by: ScarletBea (194.196.168.---)
Date: August 21, 2003 08:39AM

Bluebottle, that's NOT fair!

Now you got everybody looking at the palms of their hands........







.... thus proving themselves mad ;)

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