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I did eventually go to sleep, though your shouting, Jen, didn't help ;-)
Second resident vampire rather appeals to me. Yes, I'll be Vi's apprentice. Better that than the new psd, after all, Kaz would have to beat me up, and I wouldn't like that.
I don't want to beat you up, MissP. I like you. I only want to beat up people I don't like.
This is quite good. We now have Jen as my apprentice Antipodean and MissP as Vi's Apprentice Vampire. With a bit of luck and a fair wind we will never have to worry about anyone being Apprentice Thrombosis. that would be icky.