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I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 22, 2003 09:34AM

I think all Fridays should be "Be Nice to PSD Days"...that way, he'll feel good about himself and might stick around. Plus, it's just a nice thing to do!

(don't worry, Kaz...that still gives you 6 days of the week to be evil to him! LOL)

So I'll start out....

PSD, you're an adventuring sort, always ready for an outdoor challenge. Every group needs someone like you. There's always a need for someone's house keys to be retrieved from the bushes after a long night of partying!


Okay, who's next!?


(really Ben, we tease because we love....well, except maybe for Kaz. She just does it because she is demon spawn!)

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 09:38AM

LOL There's a flaw in your plan, AAC - Kaz begins her Saturday about 12 hours before the rest of us, so while we're all still attempting to be nice to PSD she'll be spitting enough venom to counteract all the good vibes! Ha haaaaa!

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Intrigue (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: August 22, 2003 10:09AM

PSD, you have the highest number of posts, and I admire that.

I can't wait until tomorrow morning in the gutter.



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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 10:30AM

Good idea, AAC!

I hereby declare that PSD writes some jolly good parodies. Actually, now I think about it, we haven't seen a lot lately... no inspiration at the moment, PSD?



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 22, 2003 11:14AM

Where is PSD?

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Ptolemy (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 11:40AM

Talking of parodies - while we wait it might be fun to imagine some rhyming couplets begun by PSD and finished by Kaz (and vice versa):

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

Every time I see your face
I wish I were in outer space

I saw your face as you walked by
But then I saw a better guy

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you because I was pissed

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: SLIGHTCAP (---.dalect01.va.comcast.net)
Date: August 22, 2003 11:50AM

Thank you to psd for continuously reminding us that posting is not a competition ( even though he is winning, and we all have no hope of ever beating him).

Re: I declare ALL Fridays:
Posted by: Simon (---.westsussex.gov.uk)
Date: August 22, 2003 12:19PM

Don't bet on it! If Kaz continues posting at her present rate, and PSD stays as quiet as he's been lately, then she might overtake him before the New Year...

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"God rot Botchkamos Istochnik!"



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Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Dibs (---.gsi.gov.uk)
Date: August 22, 2003 12:32PM

Cheers for telling me the footie reults.

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 03:31PM

Ah PSD what can possibly be said...

You entertain us with your stories,
You challenge our sanity,
You make the gutter a little more lively with your multiple personalities.

One thing can be said, it would be a lot quieter without you and I don't think any of us wants that.

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 03:36PM

I, for one, hope someone is being nice to psd, wherever he is...


Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: splat21 (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:11PM

PSD you haven't gone off and left us have you? Don't do that...



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:34PM

PSD leave the fforum? That would be unnatural and just wrong!!!!

We certainly can't be having that now can we.

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:36PM

That's right! It wouldn't be the Fforum without PSD.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:37PM

I'm sure he'll be back soon. If not, we'll just drag him back...kicking and screaming.


Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Sarah (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:38PM

Is that him doing the kicking and screaming, or us?



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:40PM

We are gluttons for punishment are we not.

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:41PM

Good points, both of you.


Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Tracy (---.hyperion.com)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:44PM

It's the elvish Nicky, makes my ears pointy.

Re: I declare ALL Fridays: "Be Nice to PSD Days"
Posted by: Nicky (206.166.29.---)
Date: August 22, 2003 05:51PM

Tracy, I thought we settled that.


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