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Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 21, 2003 01:18AM

Nor did I, somehow...



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: ScarletBea (194.196.168.---)
Date: February 21, 2003 08:10AM

You know me :D


Re: The Truth
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: February 22, 2003 06:59PM

Well, I don't know about revolutionary underwear, but some of the stuff Playtex puts out is pretty revolting...



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 22, 2003 08:04PM

Question - does revolutionary underwear put your knickers in a twist?



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: Ooktavia (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: February 22, 2003 09:50PM

And everything else!

After a year in Oz, subject to the cruel indignities of Ozzie washing cycles, my er, support systems are revolting. They refuse to do their job any more. Cry ho! for Marks & Sparks fascist dictator state, wherein I will purchase some more slaves soon......poetscientistdrinker wrote:

Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 23, 2003 12:27AM

Indeed, I may have written... Would that be the old 'quote' button misbehaving?



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: Ooktavia (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 23, 2003 06:23PM

Yep, sorry. Hit it instead of post, thought I'd deleted it all. Curse this snazzy new techology!!!



My reality check has just bounced again.......

Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 23, 2003 07:00PM

Could be worse. It could be snazzy old technology and we'd have to receive our posts via Betamax, or something...



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: Rob (---.leeds.ac.uk)
Date: February 24, 2003 09:50AM

Two yoghurt pots and a bit of string is quite advanced enough for telecommunications, IMHO.

Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.rdg.ac.uk)
Date: February 24, 2003 01:43PM

How about Andrew Marr Semaphore? Political reportage, with the latest prices on the three twenty at Ascot.



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 24, 2003 06:48PM

I can't believe I didn't make this joke earlier...

ook scribbled:

> After a year in Oz, subject to the cruel indignities of Ozzie washing
> cycles, my er, support systems are revolting. They refuse to do their job
> any more. Cry ho! for Marks & Sparks fascist dictator state, wherein I will
> purchase some more slaves soon......

So, not just the reality check bouncing....



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: Ooktavia (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: February 24, 2003 08:38PM

I think I've said it before, but

Pervert!

;-)



My reality check has just bounced again.......

Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: February 24, 2003 10:22PM

What? What?

*tries to look innocent*






*fails*



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: February 28, 2003 09:03PM

David is currently hard at work on the next section of the Nextarillion. It is full of lingerie. Some of it may even be revolutionary.

And if I were you, Ben, I shouldn't even try to look innocent. It would be rather like Wilfred trying to look sober. ;-)



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(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

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Re: The Truth
Posted by: skiffle (---.range217-44.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 08, 2003 12:43AM


I hope Dave's lingerie isn't too revolutionary. I shall be sharing a bedroom with it on Monday night, and I don't want to be kept awake by suspender belts shouting "down with knickers !"

Re: The Truth
Posted by: poetscientistdrinker (---.cache.pol.co.uk)
Date: March 08, 2003 12:45PM

Now there's an image...



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Re: The Truth
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: March 09, 2003 02:54PM

Is Ooktavia actually in favour of M&S? Any women above a 'D' cup may fail to comprehend such sentiments. Otherwise I will be at the head of the revolution, even if I have to carry a flaming Wonderbra poster.

Sarah's working at least as hard as I am. I pay her to write lingerie reviews, leaving me free to spend the day writing fan fiction. Sadly she has control of the phone line, and she hogs it over lunch, so I never get to join in these witty bickerings.


Re: The Truth
Posted by: Sarah (---.vip.uk.com)
Date: March 09, 2003 09:30PM

I don't! I hog it in the evening!



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