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There' nowt wrong with a mad cackle sone. And don't you forget it!



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

*BWAHAHahahahnyahannniiiiiiiiheheheheMWAHAHAsnortHA!*

Now that's a mad cackle!

(Actually, I'm not entirely certain what that was, but I hope you're all suitably frightened...)



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Metaphors be with you!

Not really, I'm backing out, trying to avoid the snot...



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

'snot funny to joke about things like that.



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Metaphors be with you!

A tissue, a tissue, we all fall down.

*hides under greatly over-sized tissue trying to get off snot free*

snot free's snot free. Pay up.



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It was the curious incident of the dog in the night time.

Sadly, I have no money. Do you want to share my tissue?

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows...



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Metaphors be with you!

As does accidentally walking into the bi-annual rubber jiggly things expo.

Absolutely. Are they sentient, these bi-annual rubber jiggly things?



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

Not the people at them anyway....



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

I don't know... I've always found them to be very creative thinkers. If somewhat single minded in their aims.