AH! A fellow dice d&d nutter! You should get a giggle out of Pratchett's books- at least, the ones with Cohen in them.
- "What is it that a man may call the greatest things in life?"
- "Hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper."
This is where I point to the stunning opal dice I really REALLY want but would never roll for fear of chipping them.
Yes, that's real opal folks, made in a lab, but still opal!
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Now if only I could afford to throw seventy odd dollars away (sigh)