Skiffle: Wilfred usually types. About as well as Diesel. ;-)

Jon: how many keyboards have you got through on this Fforum since you joined?



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. And somebody really strange (even by OUR standards :-) built that letter-writing website...

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"Some days I diet, other days they serve lasagne."

I'll second that. It reminds me of Douglas Hofstadter's computerised random sentence generator. Or Vogon poetry.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

And I didn't even post the rudest one, which included an offer to perform an unspeakable act with a german shepherd to win your love.



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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith

Ha! Nothing... ;-)

Oh alright, the furthest I've gone to secure somebody's heart is to walk seven miles in the middle of the night to recreate the balcony scene from Romeo & Juliet.

Well, mostly recreate it. I can't remember the actual bit about shinning up a downpipe and picking the lock to get into her room, but the balcony was definitely involved...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

You got involved with a balcony ? How is that physically possible ?

Well, I climbed up onto it. It was the next stage that seriously departed from the script.

Stop trying to be rude (that's my job!)



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

PSD: Who gave you exclusive rights to be smutty ?

Hmm, good point, well made. I'm just easily shocked. (Oh all right - it's because I can't compete, dammit)

According to the following quiz I have 'probably never been on a computer before'. Ha! How little they know...

[www.guardian.co.uk]?



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Skiffle doesn't _try_ to be smutty, PSD, she can do it entirely naturally.

And you should see our friend Iain B. I reckon he could even make you blush.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Thanx for the compliment, Sarah. I'll be back in Sheffield on Wednesday, you know.....

Hehehe, I knew you'd appreciate it! ;-)

It'll be great to see you again. :-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

You too. And my cats. I *really* want to see my cats again

I want to know *exactly* what it is Skiffle does naturally...



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

*rolls eyes*



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Make wittier comments than you do, PSD

Hah! Load up messanger and say that!



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Why, would you rather I outwitted you in private ?
*smiles sweetly*

Well said, that Skiffle! :-D



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!

(Note to self - write out 100 times "I will not leave myself open for it...")



PSD

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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.