for your delectation.... scottish fridge poetry.

[www.needtogetoutmore.co.uk]

(anyone who doesn't know who chick young is, try to keep it that way.)

Guarniad Unlimited (See! I could type for them!) has a load of quizzes at [www.guardian.co.uk], some of which even manage to be amusing...



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

More tests at [www.thespark.com]

Can there be anyone who isn't aware of their purity test by now?



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This is the work of an Italian narco-anarchic collective. Don't bother insulting them, they can't read English anyway.

Just got this in my email:

The following is from the Washington Post Style Invitational contest that asks readers to submit "instructions" for something (anything), but written in the style of a famous person. The winning entry was
The Hokey Pokey (as written by W. Shakespeare).

O proud left foot, that ventures quick within
Then soon upon a backward journey lithe.
Anon, once more the gesture, then begin:
Command sinistral pedestal to writhe.
Commence thou then the fervid Hokey-Poke,
A mad gyration, hips in wanton swirl.
To spin! A wilde release from Heavens yoke.
Blessed dervish! Surely canst go, girl.
The Hoke, the poke -- banish now thy doubt
Verily, I say, 'tis what it's all about.

-- by William Shakespeare



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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith

lol, I read that one too!

by the way, we have these Style Invitationals every weekend in the Sunday Post and they're ALWAYS hysterical. I think you can find them online too...
[www.washingtonpost.com]



Post Edited (04-15-03 16:27)

Now that has real class. :-D



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Here's a nice one for Easter:

[www.peepresearch.org]

OH MY GSD!! THAT Is hysterical!!

We don't have them over here... but it's still funny!



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

for those unfamiliar, Peeps are a colored-sugar coated marshmallow concoction in the shape of little chicks. Typically sold at Easter time in order to hype the children up even more than their chocolate bunnies. They also come in the shape of bunnies and I believe they used to have flat egg shaped ones too. At Halloween, they come shaped like ghosts and pumpkins.

Just got these two from a friend:

A more rational view of those wily con artists, the Jedi:
[home.netcom.com]

For all your Lovecraftian searching needs:
www.cthuugle.com



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"I've often said that the difference between British and American SF TV series is that the British ones have three-dimensional characters and cardboard spaceships, while the Americans do it the other way around."
--Ross Smith

And while on the subject of Cthulhu:

[www.nyder.com]

(Fiona Moore's site - Jon may already have seen it because it's linked to Alice Dryden's)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah