Charlton Heston realizes that the planet he crash-landed on is really Earth in the future after a nuclear war has destroyed human civilization.

Marty McFly gets back to the future.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Jimmy Stewart decides living is quite good after all.



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Well, because it is submersed in a marine environment, I've always called it the Going-Under-The-Water-Safely-Device.

Achilles has a weak spot. It's his ankle.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Oedipus married his mother and killed his father.

Godot never shows up.

RAgnarok will be a bit messy.

The deadly missile attack shortly to be launched by an ancient automatic defence system will result merely in the breakage of three coffee cups and a mousecage, the bruising of somebody's upper arm, and the untimely creation and sudden demise of a bowl of petunias and an innocent sperm whale.

And the bowl of petunias was Agrajag. Who didn't get to kill Arthur after all.

Hamlet dies. So does his mother, father, stepfather, girlfriend, girlfriend's father, and girlfriend's brother.

The roadrunner escapes from the coyote.

Megachug: good one! (And it's true that by understanding exactly why the bowl of petunias said "Oh, no, not again" we get a better understanding of the universe.)

Birnam Wood does come to Dunsinane.

Hamlet is not quite normal in the kanda. (head)



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Sebastian,who's in love with Olivia, gets mistaken for a boy named Cesario, who's really his long-lost twin sister Viola in disguise, who's in love with the duke. Everybody gets married.



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she smks 2700 cigs, gns 247lb. lses 248lbs, drnks 3890 unts alc and still gets her man, after getting, thinks she's lost, prison and snkng into arms

(I had to read that 3 times before I realised what you were on about. V v clever)

The Famous Five will solve the mystery, which wasn't that mysterious in the first place, and if they'd just asked an adult they would have been told what was going on, but then the book would only have been 2 pages long, not that that's any great loss to the world.


No, I never did like the Famous Five.

The butler didn't really do it.



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Metaphors be with you!

Bluebottle gets deaded.

Awesome.

Neddy never really makes money.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Hehe. Crun can't get the wood, you know.

I hope Goon Shows are legitimate in this conversation, as it's not a book, plus there's rarely a plot to spoil...

Rarely? I'd say there's not one, just a series of plot holes....

Love the Goons though.

Arhur doesn't find the Holy Grail, although he does know the airspeed of an unladen swallow.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

(on that note…)

Brian learns to look on the bright side of life.