Abraham doesn't kill his son after all.

...but he does get shot at the theatre.

Ilse goes off with Victor, and Rick goes off with Louis.

Jacob *thinks* he married Rachel, but really, he married Leah.

Wow, Biblical spoilers.

Jesus rises from the dead.

So does Lazarus (but only because Jesus helped).

The Signs are in accordance with SENSE and LIVE and therefore erect the Order of the Right.

*applauds heartily at Arya's spoiler* Excellently put.


Anne gets to stay at Green Gables.

*thanks kaz for the compliment and feels mightily proud of herself*

Eponine dies and Cosette gets Marius, even though she's boring and useless.

And yes, I realise I'm biased.

The Phantom is *actually* Frank Spencer.

I'm not something that just hit the pavement.



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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

You can no longer tell the difference between the pigs and the men.



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Metaphors be with you!

Kim becomes a first rate spy.

Blackadder dies in the end.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

The Little Mermaid, The Little Match Girl, and The Steadfast Tin Soldier, all die at the end of their stories.

....despite what Disney try to tell us.

The movie isn't as good as the book.

(...except The Wizard of Oz, but that's the exception that makes the rule)


Speaking of which, the great wizard is really a little man behind a curtain, and Dorothy learns that there's no place like home!



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Metaphors be with you!

Which reminds me, Tippetarius is really Princess Ozma in disguise.

And "Cesario" is really Viola!



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Metaphors be with you!

Beatrice and Benedick really do like each other...



(B+B, or not B+B, that is the question...)



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Metaphors be with you!

(Arya, bravo! Marius never knew how lucky he was to have Eponine, and he hardly deserved her, the way he ignored her. He oughta be slapped…)

"Springtime for Hitler" turns out to be a hit.