Kaz can say frightening things....



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

(Good to know my rep is intact.)

Darth Vader is Luke's father.

Have we already had that one?



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Probably several times.

Artemis Fowl turns out not to be so bad after all.

The ring gets destroyed.

Kevin Spacey is Keyser Sose

Ed Norton is Tyler Durden

Freddy will scare a bunch of kids.

kryptonite is not good for superman.

Maria maries the captain

Eliza learns to speak decently

Mr roberts dies, ensign pulver grows a spinr

the circus train crashes

Jim finds the treasure and defeats Long John Silver.



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

DUmbo doesn;t need his feather to fly.

Snow White, Cinderella, Rapunzal, et al, all live happily ever after (presumably because they have servants to do all the housework).

katerina turns out to be quite nice

skinner is invisible

Scar is not a good lion

robots and cowboys make a good team

monsters are not scary

(I had my niece helping this morning.)

It turns out that the meaning of life isn't really all that interesting.

Family make the best team

Even little fish can do amazing things

Even orges can find love

Sometimes the fairy isn't good

They don't make Black Beauty into glue

Ginger, however, became three vats of no. 7 rubber cement.

(It was called Ginger wasn't it? Haven't read the book since I was a lass.


Captain Planet saves the day.

After Pip has a great life passed to him a silver platter its all starts to go terribly wrong

(If you don't work you don't get the goods...how obvious)

From Great Expectations By Charles Dickens of course...



SpecOps-27 Wordage is our business Grammar is our game.

The Man from Snowy River bring back the horses.

In Superman 3 when the good Clark Kent and evil superman seperate Clark Kent wins.



SpecOps-27 Wordage is our business Grammar is our game.

Gregor Samson turns into a dung beetle.

Plan 9 doesn't really come off as planned.

Tracey Lord dumps the dull guy in favour of her ex.

Sabrina likes the older brother.

Holly is a country girl.

Just realised my signature is one....



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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Pinocchio gets turned into a real boy.