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Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: October 27, 2006 12:08AM

...i mean bell, dang I can't think straight hitting this bell with my head!

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Impressive. Most impressive. Obi-Wan has taught you...

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 27, 2006 10:35AM

. At least he made an attempt. You're just not very good, are you?

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Like father, like.....

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: October 27, 2006 03:28PM

curate's egg.


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Oh, to be in England, now that ...

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 27, 2006 05:55PM

..........the baby curates are hatching.

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The buttercups, the little children's dower,
Far brighter than this..............

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: October 27, 2006 08:28PM

…creepy haunted tower.

(Okay, so I didn't keep to the meter. Ah well, I did my best.)

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: October 28, 2006 02:21AM

You can't have been gone long enough to forget how to play the game...?

Oh, well. We'll forgive you this once ^_^

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It was a sad day in Mudville...

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: October 28, 2006 03:40AM

…when the rain stopped, and everyone had to think up a new name for the town.

(Eek! I did forget to start a new one! Ah, well, they say the memory is the first to go…)
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How many (insert ethnic/cultural/professional group here) does it take to…

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 28, 2006 10:01AM

.......beat up Bernard Manning?

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When singing songs of scariness..........

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 03:35AM

slippery city slickers slightly signify slight slipps in style.
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To die- To sleep. To Sleep prechance to...

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: October 31, 2006 06:09AM

…dream. You know, the one where you're being chased down the streets of Tokyo by a giant rutabaga that keeps demanding its money back…

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Colorless green ideas sleep…

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: PrincessP (---.dhcp.gldl.ca.charter.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 07:16AM

and awaken as Soylent Green.
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People who haven't red hair don't know...

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: October 31, 2006 07:29AM

…how to read.

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To sit in solemn silence on a dull, dark dock…

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 31, 2006 08:03AM

...creating colourful collages while wearing winter white.

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Don't stand so close to me....

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 10:38AM

.........those beans you had for tea are just about primed

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Life! Don't.........

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: October 31, 2006 12:07PM

...you move! Stand still! Stopp!!!!
(Aaaarggh, life never listens to my advice)



What do you think will happen if...

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: October 31, 2006 04:50PM

…we push this big red button that says "Please do not push"?

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Three blind mice, three blind mice…

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.bur.dialup.dodo.com.au)
Date: November 01, 2006 12:48PM

... walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

(thankyou, Bill Bailey)

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 01, 2006 04:08PM

(Aha! Now who's forgetting to start a new one?)

I'll take Manhattan, the Bronx and…

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 01, 2006 05:55PM

......you take the Low Road and I'll be in Westchester before ye

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No matter where you go..........

Re: there will always be a game
Posted by: Lady Teaspoon (---.proxy.aol.com)
Date: November 03, 2006 02:45AM

there shalt always be a McDonald's.

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(yay for the 200th post on this thread!!!)

To thine own self be....

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