....St. Cerebellum's Shiny Happy Peoplearium (formerly St. Cerebellum's hospital for the Criminally Insane but we're all better now).

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As I went a walking one morning in spring, I met........




(SM, I'm simply shocked at this treatment! ;) )



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... two men and a girl all reading "the Wind in the Willows"

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I got some economic Hocks,.............

.....sadly the holly was a spendthrift, so I only broke even.

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Because I could not stop for Death, Death kindly......

.. caught the next bus.

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Oh, had I the wings of .....

...an eagle, I might get sucked into a jet engine!

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Tig! you're....

.......annoying me with all that bouncing. SIT!!!! Good tiger.

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like...........

being rushed to A & E suffering fom an allergic reaction to the accursed bean!
(not me fortunately)

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Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, fifty or more................

...peanuts and you might be dead!
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You can tell me, I'm a....

lollipop lady.

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If I were a carpenter and you were a lady, would you.......

.... just hold these two bits of wood together until the glue sets.

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If I listened long enough to you.........

... you might start making sense, and then I have to punch you.

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Under the boardwalk, down by the ....

5th derelict on the right, I see wormholes.


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"Les serpents boas avalent leur proie tout entière, sans la mâcher. Ensuite...

...do the conga...oh no wait, that's eels!

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As I was going up the stair,
I met a man who wasn't there
He........

... had been swallowed whole by a snake and he wasn't even on the plane!

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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As.........

...the sounds of a ravenous Bug-blatter Beast of Traal eating Vogons grandmothers.

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Through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant poisoned electric head. So....

.....I shall retire to my mother's mother's garden to partake of a pastry.

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Mr. Slater said, "Pooh, I can..........

read a Sustaining Book, such as would help and comfort a Wedged Bear in Great Tightness.

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Nobody knows, tiddly-pom ...

...but its possibly one of those creatures similar to the Mouldiewarp.
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Who keeps company with wolves, will learn to...

...wear orange a lot and chant slogans about requiring transportation home in an emergency vehicle.

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What a piece of work is.....

...doing, laying in my in-tray, I will never know.

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now the dogs are barking and the taxi cab's parking .........