…the electricity's arcing, and the angels are harking.

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(Gah! Two musicals quoted back there and I didn't know either of them! I must be losing my touch! Anyway, name this musical!)

By gad, by gosh, by heck, by gum…

...bye bye baby baby bye bye (bye baby goodbye baby)

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Coddlestone Coddlestone Coddleston Pie
A fish can't whistle and neither can........

..one of those new fangled jug kettles

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“A lifetime of happiness? No man could.........



(was it "By Jeeves", MS?)

…expect to find more happiness out of life than a ham sandwich!

(Got it in one, Skidmarks!)

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In the land of San Domingo, lived a girl called…

...Feitlebaum!

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He's the strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
........

... you'll turn into a bean.

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I'm on a highway to .....

…paradise, with a new car every day.

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Long people have short faces, and short people have long faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have…

(Name that (movie) musical!)

...sore necks from spending all that time looking up to everyone.

(ooooh MS I love it - Singing in the rain!!! ...Make 'em laugh)

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Hey, you know how it is when you see someone that you haven't seen since high school, and they got some dead-end job, and they're married to some woman that hates them, they got, like, three kids who think he's a joke? Wasn't there some point where he stood back and said...

(watched this the other day)

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'Who looks after the animals?'

...what a pisser!

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She had a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from...

..... putting it into that strange sandwhich machine that you were given as a wedding present but never got round to using because it was far too much trouble and what was wrong with sticking the sandwhich under the grill, anyway?

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She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank .....

...God that the floor was carpet, and not marble.

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"I knew I was different." he whispered to...

...the blue orange at his side, "I'm colour blind!"

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Reports of my death....

...may only be submitted once signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat and recycled as firelighters

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What's this fish doing in my.......


oooh I haven't re-read Hitchikers et al in a while...... that might be my next re-read......

...pond, I never got round to buying a fish.

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A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad...

...guy will only ever be mentioned in parantheses!

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Damaging winds gusting 60 to 70mph and in exposed places to 80mph will cause disruption to...

... the hurricane expected later this afternoon.

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A man's gotta do what a man's....

…wife can't do--absolutely nothing!

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Call it hell, call it heaven, it's a probable twelve-to-seven that…

.... if a guy plays with a doll he is only trying to rock the boat.

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we'll drive all the way to reno on the wrong side..........

...of the world which means we'll probably arrive somewhere near Aberdeen.

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Let our love be a flame, not an ember
Say it's me that you want to......

(Oh, I can't give a wrong answer to this!)

…dismember.

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We the people of the United States…