OK, break it up, break it up .... move along before the jokes get any worse ....



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I am very interested in the Universe. I am specialising in the Universe and everything surrounding it. - E. L. Wisty

Improved my minesweeper record ! 189 secs.
OK, OK, not as good as some of you out there but I'm getting closer.

at expert level right?

If you care to scroll back to the top of this thread, you will find that I had indeed been referring to expert level when discussing personal records.

Typical bloke, memory of a whateveritwas.

Oh, I know what you mean. Can't remember what it's called though.

Surrealist joke:

"John, John, I can't feel my wheels !"
"That's because you're a fish."

Why do you get so many fish in surrealist jokes? I can think of plenty of things more surreal than fish.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Name six (individual cats don't count)

1. David's aardvark.
2. Mike Stannett's CD (you can borrow it if you really want... but I wouldn't actually recommend it!)
3. The "Liberator" handgun bra and matching knickers.
4. Wilfred's poetry.
5. The collection of Cthulhu pictures on www.nyder.com.
6. Paul Darrow's paint-it-yourself garden gnome.

These are in no particular order of surreality.



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Ok good thinking there, especially the Liberator undies. When will Dave be selling them ?

You'd have to ask Alan - he owns the copyright. ;-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah

Alan and whoever designed the handguns in the first place -Jim Francis ? When are you going to make your prototype set ?

I think Alan is too busy writing his book at the moment.

Let me rephrase that. I _hope_ Alan is too busy writing his book at the moment! ;-)



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That which does not kill us makes us stranger.
(Llewelyn the dragon, Ozy and Millie)

Sarah