...and the barman says "was it contract renewal time when you were stranded?"

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So, Chris Pine walks into a bar....

... And the barman says 'got time fir a small 'un?'

So Alexander the Great walks into the bar...

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

... and the barman said "fancy a game of conkers?"

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So, Clive Owen walks into a bar....

... and the barman said "I was a little shaken to see you!"


So, Clive Dunn walks into a bar...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

... and the barman said "we'll have no trouble from you Granddad!"

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So Capt Mainwaring walks into the bar ...

.... And the barman says " we're not savages, we're British"


)))))))))))))))))))))))))
so Dean Spanley walks in......

... and the barman says "Raptor burger and chips as usual?"


Ernest Rutherford walks in to the bar ...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

... and the barman says "you look positively radiant, Mr. Rutherford! Split of Champange as usual?"



Ernest Borgnine walks into a bar and...

... he says "I see you got out of New York."


John Travolta walks into a bar and ...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

...and the barman says, "O.K. it's Sunday, how is your temperature now?"

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So, Nicholas Cage walks into the bar......

...and the barman says "don't go anywhere sir, I'll be with you in a minute."

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So, Inspector Gadget walks into a bar ...

"... do you want the screw driver shaken or stirred?"


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So, John Terry walks in to a bar ...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

.. and the barman says "Take a break, John. Save your strength for the WAGs night out.

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So, Nelson Mandela takes a long walk into the bar.........

...and the barman says, "Sit anywhere you like."

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So, Alistair Cooke walks into a bar...

Cheers,

gailfus

"In the absence of clearly defined goals we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia." - Unknown

... and the barman says "Delivering it in person today?"


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Franz Kafka walks into a bar ...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

... and the barman says, "Sorry, Franz, but Max Brod drank your vodka."

A Beatnik walked into a bar...
(Syncopation - an irregular staggering of the Beat from bar to bar...)
(Sorry.)

and the barman says: OK daddy-o. You've bearded us here


(this thread should never have been allowe to sequester among the have beens. It hasn't been touched for a long time. Doesn't anybody else want to admit they know what a beatnik is?)



So Eric Rrank Russell walked into the bar........

...and the barman says "thats Astounding, we thought that you had been taken by a Wasp"

so Isaac Asimov walks into the bar ...

... and the barman says "Oi Eric, your Nemesis is here"

So Douglas Adams walks into the bar.....



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...and the barman says "Sorry, we're totally out of pan-galactic gargle-blasters today."

So Pickwick the dodo walks into a bar...