... and the barman says, "Sorry, you'll have to leave your pet mammoth outside."

So Thursday Next walks into the bar...

....and the barman says "should you be at the Peace Conference?"
(all will become clear)

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So Jim Pooley walks into the bar........

.... and the barman says " if you hate Queens Park Rangers clap you hands"

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then a race horse walks into the bar.

...and the barman says "why the long face?"
(Oh, come on! Someone had to say that didn't they)

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Then a dragon walks into the bar ...

and asks the barman, "Busy knight tonight?"

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So St George walks into the bar...

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

and says "Let's make a knight of it."

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Tony Blair walks into a bar

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and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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... and the barman says, "Your friends just had a few drinks then left for the Labour Party."

So the Akond of Swat walks into a bar...

. . . and the barman says,

"I said who the heck are ya, are ya hard of hearing?
If ya sit and tell me, I'll stop my Learing, cop a SQUAT,
Akond of Swat"

So Charlie Sheen walks into a bar . . .

... and the barman says, "Oh, aren't you dead yet?"

(What a lovely place to come back to in the lists!)


So, Charlie Brown walks into a bar...

... and the barman says, "Sorry, the Peanuts have been finished."

So Moe Syzlak walks into a bar...

...and the barman says, "You'll have to wait till Hank gets here before I can take your order."

So, Mrs Danvers walks into the bar......

...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
...and then another Mrs Danvers walks into the bar...
(repeat until the barman gets a distress call out to Danvers Control)

So Edward Rochester walks into the bar...

...and the barman says "Jane's already Eyre."

So Mercutio walks into the bar...

How now good sir but by thy bloody head
Thou hast of late walked into a bar
For two duc(k)ats I'll summon thee a quack.

A doppelganger walks into a bar...

Hi old boiler! I did not show you the special pie (not marked with an "S" at the hotel, so help yourself from the trolley. (new design) today sweetare to the left, savoury to the right.

... and the barman said, "Hello Mrs. Danvers."

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So, an angst-ridden poet walks into the bar...........

Sorry mate, it's happy hour
You'll have to wait for your whiskey sour.

Thanks for the pie. It were great. So big in fact that I could not quite put my finger on the filling between S and S. Enlightenment?

Alf the scared reaver goes into a bar...

.....and the barman says " I don't recognise you mate, but Alf the Sacred River always has a bottomless glass. Same for you?"

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So Kubla Khan walks into the bar....

.....and the barman says "Hi Kubla. Tonight's band is "Damsel and the Dulcimers."

So Ozymandias walks into a bar...

....and the barman says "Hello, Adrian. Have you seen the Comedian recently?"

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So, Percy Shelley walks into a bar.....

... and the barman says "Ah, I see it is Friday."

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The Three Stooges walk into a bar...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]