and the barman says "what do you mean ' a custard pie'. Are you trying to be funny or summink".

Skidmarks walks into the bar...

... and the barman says "All guns must be check before entry."

Geg sidles into a bar...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
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... and the barman points to geg's tattoo of the map of Swindon and says, "What's a place like that doing in a nice girl like you?"

Zod walks into a bar...

... and the barman says "Kryptonite on the rocks?"

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So Superman walks into the bar.....

...and the barman says "we're right out of Babysham, what about a Cosmopolitan?"

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So Dougal and Zebedee "walk" into the bar...

" Pink Ladies??"


Zaphod Beeblebrox enters the bar

and the barman says: Anything with a head?



So a golem walks into the bar.....

Here's mud in your eye!


Muddy Waters enters a bar

...and the barman says "a dirty martini?"

So Snoppy walks into the bar ...

OB again on geg's machine

...and the barman says " Is this your ' o '. I found it after you left last night"


Then Roy Orbison walked into a bar...

...and the barman says "Only the lonely come here."

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so, the other Wilburys come into the bar.....

And the barman says, "We don't do travellers - try the offy down the road'

So princess Margaret walked into the bar...

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

and the barman says 'We've got a mustiqal drink here - 90% ethanol. Do you want to say what the llewellyn and try it?

OK, so what's a llewellyn? Mrs. Llewellyn works down the hall but I don't think that's what you meant.

So William and Kate walk into the bar... (following Princess Margaret, of course)

and the barman says " heir of the dog then"

Clifford the big red dog enters the bar


P.S. Roddy Llewelleyn was one of Princess Margaret's thingys.

o_O Thingys? I don't think I want to know!


...And the barman said 'We're gonna need bigger bandages'


So a gunslinger walked into the bar...

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Part time Quantum Elephant hollower

"Shoot" says the gunslinger! "I've forgotten my wallet." and walks out towards the sunset.


Fortnum and Mason walk into a bar ...

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

...and the barman says "Deliveries round the back, lads!"

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So, Geoff Bridges walks into a bar....

... and the barman says "Vodka and Tronic?"

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So, Beau Bridges walks into the bar...

... and the barman says "you must stay and hear Michelle sing: she's fabulous."

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So, Lloyd Bridges enters the bar......