sorry haven't any Troubled Water how about Buck's Fizz


King Arthur goes into THE bar and the barman says

... your mates at the table over there say it's your round.

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So, Terry Gilliam walks into a bar ....

and the barman says: Don't show us your Brazilian.




Angus Prune walks into the bar....

... and the barman says, "I'm sorry, I'll read this again, "Rhubarb Tart's off. Show's Over."."

The Rhubarb Tart of Omar Khayyam walks into a bar...

and the barman says: Omar stop making eyes at me.



So Dermot Staveaker walks into the bar.....

and the barman says; Its that man again.

When Dorothy Parker walks into the bar.....

...and the barman says: a bloody mary with a nice dash of paprika?

So Walter White walks into the bar ...

.. and the barman says, "sorry, but you're not having your cocktails in here."

So Heston Blumenthal walks into the bar....

Sorry Heston but I really can't shift your take on eleven flavour barsnacks.

A fire breathing dragon walks into a bar

...and the barman says: Any firewater will do?



A roast potato walks into the bar and the barman says.....

...and the barman says: it's roasting in here, hang your jacket up.

and an eskimo walks into the bar ...

and the barman says "An S-kimo? So that is why the pie is lettered!"

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So, Simple simon walks into a bar.....

Your friend Skidmarks aka as The Pieman was in here a few minutes ago with that no good Nelly Bligh.

So Mary Mary walks into a bar...

and proceeds to make merry.

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Winston Churchill walks into a bar.

...and the barman says: we can do the rum here, but the sodomy and the lash are in the back room.**

[** For those too young, or of a different culture, when asked about the traditions of the British Navy Churchill said they were: Rum, sodomy and the lash']



So Queen Elizabeth 2 walks into the bar....



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...and the barman curtseys and says "shall we let the corgis in"

So Julia Gillard and Tony Abbott walk into the bar ...

*** There's no answer to that line!*****


so the barman says : Boys to the right, girls to the left.....




So Peter Garrett ducks into the bar.....

...and the barman says Your jacket's on fire. Just got out of bed?


So Elizabeth Bennet walks into the bar...

and the barman asks where Gordon is.

So Gordon Freeman walks into a bar...

.... and the say's "I've got your number."

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So, John Drake walks into a bar....