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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.tpips.telstra.com)
Date: May 31, 2012 02:55AM
..and the barmasn says: I 've an idea that you would like something with spirit.
A Scottish rugby player walks into the bar.....
A Scottish rugby player walks into the bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 05, 2012 05:00PM
...and the barman says " sorry Sir I don't know wee Jock and Doris"
A serial mole killer enters the bar and the barman says...
A serial mole killer enters the bar and the barman says...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: ibborobb (217.196.236.---)
Date: June 22, 2012 09:46AM
... "What's your poison?"
An honest politician walks into the bar ....
An honest politician walks into the bar ....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: June 22, 2012 10:19AM
An honest politician walks into the bar ....
Come on, now. Be realistic. This is getting just silly.
A pragmatist walks into a bar...
Come on, now. Be realistic. This is getting just silly.
A pragmatist walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: June 22, 2012 01:45PM
...and says "I'll have whatever you've got"
So Sydney Bristow walks into the bar ...
So Sydney Bristow walks into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.235.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 25, 2012 05:10PM
... and the bar man says. "So tell me, is Sydney actually your real name?"
A C.I.A. agent walks into a bar...
A C.I.A. agent walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-178.btcentralplus.com)
Date: June 25, 2012 08:15PM
And the barman says " No honestly you can tell me what you want to drink! It won't go any further than these four walls, and you can whisper it in my ear if you like. Just put the firearm away."
A british bobby enters a bar...
A british bobby enters a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.245.threembb.co.uk)
Date: June 29, 2012 06:38AM
...And says. "'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's the meaning of all this then."
And the barman says. "Sorry mate you've got the wrong thread. You want Define That Word Immediately, just up the Wigan Road past the pie shop."
A metafiction character walks into a bar...
And the barman says. "Sorry mate you've got the wrong thread. You want Define That Word Immediately, just up the Wigan Road past the pie shop."
A metafiction character walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.tpips.telstra.com)
Date: July 30, 2012 05:30AM
...and the barman says: I don't know what to offer a person like you. reflect on the board and describe your choice. But I suggest something with gin in it.
A horse walks into the bar (now at old Jindabyne town) and the barman says.....
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/30/2012 05:31AM by bunyip.
A horse walks into the bar (now at old Jindabyne town) and the barman says.....
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/30/2012 05:31AM by bunyip.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: July 30, 2012 12:24PM
and the Barman says a fresh carrot juice, Red Rum and why the long face? (if I didn't use the line I'm sure someone else would)
Lester Piggott walks into a bar ...
Lester Piggott walks into a bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.tafe.sa.edu.au)
Date: September 04, 2012 07:16AM
and the barman says: Is there anyone there??
Looks over bar and sees flat cap.
Says : 'Just a half, sir?'
Looks over bar and sees flat cap.
Says : 'Just a half, sir?'
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: September 04, 2012 11:33AM
A half walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Our spirits are all fractionated, sir."
(?)
A Quarter-horse walks into a bar...
(?)
A Quarter-horse walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: September 04, 2012 11:44AM
... and the bar man says "that's a bit messy! Lester you should've brought the whole horse"
So Andy Capp walks into the bar ...
So Andy Capp walks into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.bb.sky.com)
Date: September 06, 2012 10:43PM
...and the barman says "sorry Andy, no smoking."
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So, Flo walks into the bar.....
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So, Flo walks into the bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-184.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 28, 2012 10:13AM
Usual,Flo.? A pint of stout and bitter with it?
Speckles gallops into the bar and the barman says...
Speckles gallops into the bar and the barman says...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: October 28, 2012 11:49AM
I'm sorry, Speckles, but nobody in the room will talk about you.
Joseph Merrick walks into a bar...
Joseph Merrick walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-184.btcentralplus.com)
Date: October 28, 2012 04:18PM
And the barman says "did John Hurt you? Have one on the house."
Jenny Park-Lane enters a bar and the barman says...
Jenny Park-Lane enters a bar and the barman says...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginmedia.com)
Date: October 29, 2012 07:59AM
...."S'mite early for you isn't it?"
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So, Jack Schitt walks into a bar and the barman says.......
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So, Jack Schitt walks into a bar and the barman says.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Ian (---.41.251.230.threembb.co.uk)
Date: November 13, 2012 06:25PM
... I hear your sister's getting married to that Jonathan Creek character. I hope she's going to change her name and not go for one of those double-barreled ones.
So, Harry Houdini walks into a bar and the bar man says...
So, Harry Houdini walks into a bar and the bar man says...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: November 14, 2012 11:31AM
... things keep disappearing around here
So Peter Kingdom walks into a bar, and the barman says ...
So Peter Kingdom walks into a bar, and the barman says ...
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