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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Ian (---.40.255.84.threembb.co.uk)
Date: November 18, 2012 03:00PM
...I've told you once, and I'll not tell you again, you're barred for soliciting.
And then Marvin (the paranoid android) rocks up to the bar, and the barman says...
And then Marvin (the paranoid android) rocks up to the bar, and the barman says...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 18, 2013 03:53AM
...if it's all right with you I would suggest a triple Pan galactic Gargle Blaster with added ice.
So Sofia Loren walks into the bar and the barman says....
So Sofia Loren walks into the bar and the barman says....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: February 19, 2013 06:15AM
...Try our new spaghetti martini.
That wasn't really all that funny. It relies on the reader knowing her most famous quote, "Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti," even though she denies having ever said it. She does have some quitetrite witty quotes attributed, though.
[www.goodreads.com]
I should possibly mention that I've just watched three consecutive seasons of "Quite Interesting"
Stephen Fry walks into a bar...
That wasn't really all that funny. It relies on the reader knowing her most famous quote, "Everything you see, I owe to spaghetti," even though she denies having ever said it. She does have some quite
[www.goodreads.com]
I should possibly mention that I've just watched three consecutive seasons of "Quite Interesting"
Stephen Fry walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: February 19, 2013 07:12AM
... and the barman stoops to pick a buttercup. Although why people leave buttocks lying around is beyond him.
So David Mitchell walks into the bar...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
So David Mitchell walks into the bar...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 22, 2013 06:03AM
Welcome back BK.
We are having an amnesty on pointy sticks.
We are having an amnesty on pointy sticks.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range109-149.btcentralplus.com)
Date: February 22, 2013 08:49PM
...but who barged into the bar???
How about Wrecker Ralph
How about Wrecker Ralph
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: February 28, 2013 04:05AM
the barman says to Wrecker Ralph: a fine wine for you, I think.
Then, the four horsemen of the apocalypse enter the bar and the barman says.....
Then, the four horsemen of the apocalypse enter the bar and the barman says.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 04, 2013 10:59AM
the four bmx-ers of the apocalypse doesn't have the same ring about it does it?
So Marvin the Martian walks into the bar ...
So Marvin the Martian walks into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.plain.net.au)
Date: March 05, 2013 01:44AM
...and ther barmans syas : i think you'll get a blast from a pan galactic gargle Blaster.
So Three ladies of negotiable affection walk into the bar....
So Three ladies of negotiable affection walk into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (62.6.182.---)
Date: March 06, 2013 01:40PM
... and the barman redirects them to the nearest place of horizontal refreshment.
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So, Marlene Dietrich walks into the bar........
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So, Marlene Dietrich walks into the bar........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-184.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 06, 2013 05:05PM
Sorry, ducks , I've got some boys in the back room want serving first.
Billy the kid walks into the bar and the barman says...
Billy the kid walks into the bar and the barman says...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 25, 2013 12:34PM
'No goats, see?'
So a meme walks into the bar...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
So a meme walks into the bar...
Part time Quantum Elephant hollower
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 26, 2013 11:54AM
...and the barman hands it an invisible pint, and places it in an invisible box.
So the Easter Bunny walks into the bar ...
So the Easter Bunny walks into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 27, 2013 10:14AM
Hop it mate, rodents in the cellar please.
Oh no the Pied Piper walks into the bar and the bar minion says...
Oh no the Pied Piper walks into the bar and the bar minion says...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MistyCat (122.58.102.---)
Date: March 27, 2013 11:53AM
Where's your bagpipes? I asked for a Plaid Piper.
The barman then turns to the Meme, still waiting patiently after the line-jumping Mime, and says, "You can haz Carlsberger?"
A gnome walks into a bar...
The barman then turns to the Meme, still waiting patiently after the line-jumping Mime, and says, "You can haz Carlsberger?"
A gnome walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-183.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 27, 2013 02:52PM
And the barman says "gee gnome, who would I be without you?
Dorothy Wordsworth enters a bar....
Dorothy Wordsworth enters a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.skybroadband.com)
Date: July 02, 2013 07:06AM
.....and the barman says "Mary & Bill left you some flowers"
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So, Hansel & Gretel walk into a bar.........
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So, Hansel & Gretel walk into a bar.........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: July 02, 2013 12:30PM
... and the barman says "I forgot to turn-off the breadcrumb navigation"
So, Bagpuss walks into a bar ............
So, Bagpuss walks into a bar ............
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-152.btcentralplus.com)
Date: July 03, 2013 07:52PM
Oh no a great big naughty old thing and a creature with sharp pointy sticks
I'm shaken and stirred simultaneously
Parsley walks into the bar and...
I'm shaken and stirred simultaneously
Parsley walks into the bar and...
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