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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.lnse4.win.bigpond.net.au)
Date: March 15, 2015 12:42PM

..and the barman says: If you're that independant you don't need me. Push off!!




An international nonentity walks into the bar and the barman says.......

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: March 17, 2015 10:39AM

....Nigel, I told you to push off.

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So, Bernie Ecclestone walks into a bar........

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: March 21, 2015 11:57AM

...and the barman says, "I thought you were dead, paint me some cans of soup and you can have anything."

So, Serena Williams walks into a bar ...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range109-150.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 21, 2015 06:10PM

and the barman says " What do you mean you want some muscles and a nice glass of Muscadet ? "

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: OB (---.range86-161.btcentralplus.com)
Date: March 28, 2015 06:37PM

Wallace Beery goes into a bar...

Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.10-3.cable.virginm.net)
Date: March 29, 2015 12:14PM

...and the barman says, "Sorry, Wallace, but this is a wine bar."

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So,Marie Dressler walks into a bar.......

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