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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.chicago.ameritech.net)
Date: October 19, 2006 06:05AM
and the barman says, "Brillig! There goes the neighbourhood."
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So Noddy walks into the bar ...
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So Noddy walks into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 19, 2006 06:09AM
and climbs into Big Ears' little bed. Ooooh-ERR!!
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So a travelling salesman walks into a bar.....
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So a travelling salesman walks into a bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: October 19, 2006 02:08PM
With a slab of tarmac under his arm. Barman says what 'll you have and the salesman says......a scotch for me and one for the road.
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So, a lawyer walks into a bar
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So, a lawyer walks into a bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.htrinity.org)
Date: October 19, 2006 03:52PM
And the barmaid asks, "What, you left the other pricks in the Porsche?"
A rocket scientist walks into a bar . . . .
A rocket scientist walks into a bar . . . .
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 19, 2006 11:05PM
And gets launched out again.
A snail eventually gets into the bar.
A snail eventually gets into the bar.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: October 19, 2006 11:39PM
... and the barman says,"here, have a slug of this."
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So a dodo walks into the bar....
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So a dodo walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net)
Date: October 20, 2006 02:03AM
... and was never seen or heard from again.
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So, a bat flies into the bar ...
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So, a bat flies into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: aria (---.an1.ewr18.da.uu.net)
Date: October 20, 2006 02:22AM
... lands on a bar stool, takes human form, admires absense of reflection in mirror behind bar, and smiles at the barman (who seems quite at a loss for words).
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A three legged raccoon limps into the bar....
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A three legged raccoon limps into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 20, 2006 02:03PM
... and pulls up a barstool. The bar man passes him a beer and asks 'would you like hand with that?'
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A frogman walks into the bar...
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A frogman walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net)
Date: October 20, 2006 02:32PM
and the barman shakes his head sadly, "Splicing incident?"
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A cantaloupe rolls into the bar ...
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A cantaloupe rolls into the bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: October 20, 2006 05:48PM
Can't stop, and rolls right through the back wall.
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A widerbeast and a lion walk into a bar ...
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A widerbeast and a lion walk into a bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 21, 2006 01:41AM
and the barmen says "You two meating up?"
(It's wildebeest by the way. ;))
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A ghost floats into a bar...
(It's wildebeest by the way. ;))
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A ghost floats into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net)
Date: October 21, 2006 05:31AM
...and the barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits in here."
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Two termites walk into a bar ...
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Two termites walk into a bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 21, 2006 06:20AM
...and the barman says "Didn't you come in with MartinB a while ago?"
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So, an amnesiac walks into the bar....
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So, an amnesiac walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 21, 2006 07:13AM
...and walks out again, and is none the wiser.
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So then, a married couple walk into the bar...
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So then, a married couple walk into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: LeonardQuirm (---.dur.ac.uk)
Date: October 21, 2006 02:40PM
...and get divorced, because it was a legal bar.
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Five Uni students walk into a bar...
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Five Uni students walk into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 21, 2006 03:22PM
... and the stuttering barman says "B.A., B.A., B.A., B.A., Be - have yourselves or I'll bar the lot of you.
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So a squirrel walks into the bar...
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So a squirrel walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: October 21, 2006 03:58PM
And the barman says "I'm not serving you, you're out of your tree"
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The Walrus and the carpenter walk into the bar...
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The Walrus and the carpenter walk into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.cable.ubr03.brad.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: October 21, 2006 06:38PM
and order a dozen oysters without dancing aound the subject
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a black sheep walks into a bar and says....
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a black sheep walks into a bar and says....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 21, 2006 07:08PM
"I'm not responsible for my actions, they are died into the wool."
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A naartjie is thrown through the bar window....
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A naartjie is thrown through the bar window....
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