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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: aria (---.an1.ewr18.da.uu.net)
Date: October 21, 2006 08:03PM
... and the bartender says, "Who wants to play Name that Fruit?"
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An elderly librarian walks into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2006 08:07PM by aria.
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An elderly librarian walks into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2006 08:07PM by aria.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Nicky (---.dsl.chcgil.ameritech.net)
Date: October 21, 2006 08:14PM
but the bartender threw the book at her.
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An escaped felon runs into the bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2006 08:16PM by Nicky.
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An escaped felon runs into the bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2006 08:16PM by Nicky.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: aria (---.an1.ewr18.da.uu.net)
Date: October 21, 2006 08:27PM
**Oh please, Nicky, I googled it. I originally thought it was some sort of explosive device and that maybe MartinB was trying to end this thread- quite cleverly I might add. Not to create a tangent, but I also discovered that Naartjie is also a line of blindingly cute children's clothes**
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: October 21, 2006 08:52PM
…and holds up a gun. "Thanks!" says the barman, who had had the hiccups.
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A donkey walks into a bar…
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A donkey walks into a bar…
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.dyn.iinet.net.au)
Date: October 21, 2006 11:26PM
...accompanied by a farmer, whom the barman asks politely if he we would mind removing his ass from the premises.
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Britney spears walks into the bar...
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Britney spears walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 22, 2006 02:54AM
but everyone throws a naartjie at her.
(Naartjies are really nice. About the only fruit I eat often here at Rhodes. Aria, what was the "please Nicky, I had to Google it" about?)
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An Indian walks into a bar....
(Naartjies are really nice. About the only fruit I eat often here at Rhodes. Aria, what was the "please Nicky, I had to Google it" about?)
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An Indian walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 22, 2006 06:14AM
... and the barman says, "What do you seek" (Indian continent version)
... and the barman says, "Last time you had a Manhattan, you gave it away" (US version)
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So Humpty Dumpty walks into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/22/2006 06:16AM by robert.
... and the barman says, "Last time you had a Manhattan, you gave it away" (US version)
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So Humpty Dumpty walks into a bar...
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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 22, 2006 08:23AM
And proceeds to get totally smashed.
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An Englishman walks into a bar....
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An Englishman walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.bur.dialup.dodo.com.au)
Date: October 22, 2006 08:47AM
But walks out again, because he couldn't find the Irishman or the Scotsman, and they had an appointment to keep with a Genie.
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So Dio Cassius walks into this bar...
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So Dio Cassius walks into this bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: October 23, 2006 03:06AM
... and the barman says, "They all come roamin' in here sooner or later."
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So Goldilocks walks into the bar...
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So Goldilocks walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.163.---)
Date: October 23, 2006 08:42AM
And the barman says 'that fake id is bearly credible'
...So this iguana walks into the bar
...So this iguana walks into the bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 23, 2006 06:44PM
and orders a sandwich.
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A South African walks into a bar...
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A South African walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 24, 2006 02:03PM
.. oh, no. Not another drunken boor...
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So Banzai Kitten and Zuki-Pah walk into a bar...
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So Banzai Kitten and Zuki-Pah walk into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: October 24, 2006 05:04PM
and proceed to fashion a glow in the dark ceramic elephant, sell it to the barman and run out giggling
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so, an orang-utan knuckles into a bar.......
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so, an orang-utan knuckles into a bar.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.cache.ru.ac.za)
Date: October 24, 2006 05:20PM
And proceeds to go ape.
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Robert walks into a bar....
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Robert walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: October 25, 2006 12:12AM
... and the barman says, "ow, I bet that hurt!" ...
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... so King Kong walks into a bar...
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... so King Kong walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.164.---)
Date: October 25, 2006 04:07AM
...But leaves again quickly, because Robert and his team mates are warming up for the titles.
SO this armadillo walks into a bar...
SO this armadillo walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: PrincessP (---.dhcp.gldl.ca.charter.com)
Date: October 25, 2006 08:08AM
and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
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So a chemist walks into a bar...
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So a chemist walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barnadine (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: October 25, 2006 12:52PM
and the bartender doesn't react.
-------- (So this dyslexic man walk into a bra.)
So this baby walks into a bar...
-------- (So this dyslexic man walk into a bra.)
So this baby walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: October 25, 2006 02:08PM
and says to the barman 'give me something to gurgle'
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So this giraffe walks into a bar
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So this giraffe walks into a bar
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