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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 25, 2006 02:11PM
...and the barman says "are you looking down on me?
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So this shoe salesman limps into a bar........
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So this shoe salesman limps into a bar........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anne (81.171.227.---)
Date: October 25, 2006 02:22PM
... but the barman boots him out for looking soleful.
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So this dentist walks into a bar ...
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So this dentist walks into a bar ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: PrincessP (---.dhcp.gldl.ca.charter.com)
Date: October 26, 2006 04:08AM
and orders some buffalo wings and a beer, since his dinner wasn't filling.
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A chandelier walks into a bar (don't ask me how...)
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A chandelier walks into a bar (don't ask me how...)
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: October 26, 2006 06:58AM
...and the barman says, "Are you still hanging around here?"...
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So this computer geek walks into a bar...
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So this computer geek walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: October 26, 2006 01:05PM
"I could do with a byte."
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A transvestite walks into a bar...
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A transvestite walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.165.---)
Date: October 31, 2006 12:44PM
...And that dyslexic man asks about vampires.
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So Friedrich Nietzsche walks into a bar...
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So Friedrich Nietzsche walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 03:50PM
... and Zarathustra, the bar man says "is it a bird, is it a plane...."
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So Tony Blair walks into a bar..........
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So Tony Blair walks into a bar..........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: October 31, 2006 04:02PM
sets up a focus group to determine the most popular drink, ignores it and privatises the bar, putting the delivery out to tender and decreasing the barmans pay (and me a life long Labour voter - sigh)
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So, Edvard Munch walks into a bar
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So, Edvard Munch walks into a bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: October 31, 2006 04:14PM
(I remember when there was a Labour Party to vote for)
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: October 31, 2006 04:57PM
…and the barman screams.
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So Decartes walks into a bar…
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So Decartes walks into a bar…
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 31, 2006 05:07PM
...followed by a horse, showing that Descartes can be in front of de horse.
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Emmanuel Kant walks into a bar....
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Emmanuel Kant walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: October 31, 2006 08:43PM
and, being a real p***ant, buys the bar.
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Heidegger walks into the bar....
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Heidegger walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: October 31, 2006 10:55PM
...and the Australian barman says,"Hi Digger".
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So a ventriloquist walks into a bar...
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So a ventriloquist walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: October 31, 2006 11:11PM
...and the barmen says: are you talking to me?
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A clown walks into a bar....
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A clown walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 01, 2006 07:03AM
and everybody runs and hides.
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Jasper Fforde walks into a bar.....
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Jasper Fforde walks into a bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: November 01, 2006 10:50AM
...and is immediately swamped by adoring ffans.
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JKR walks into a bar...
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JKR walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 01, 2006 11:06AM
...and the barman says after 7 you are out of here. Thank goodness
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M.C. Escher keeps walking into a bar.........
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M.C. Escher keeps walking into a bar.........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: November 01, 2006 11:19AM
...and ends up on the ceiling.
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Salvador Dali on acid walks into a bar...
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Salvador Dali on acid walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.bur.dialup.dodo.com.au)
Date: November 01, 2006 03:09PM
...If you can call that dribbly melting thing with the bottles on it a bar.
So Akira walks into a bar...
So Akira walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 01, 2006 05:43PM
And finds it transformed by the werid energy field surounding him
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So Sir Henry Tate walks into a bar
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So Sir Henry Tate walks into a bar
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