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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 01, 2006 05:59PM
.... and the barman says "Hi Sugar".
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So Will Keith Kellogg walked into a bar ..........
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So Will Keith Kellogg walked into a bar ..........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 02, 2006 03:09AM
and orders a bowl of corn flakes.
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So Osiris walks into a bar......
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So Osiris walks into a bar......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 02, 2006 05:11AM
…and the barman says, "Isis going to get you a drink, so you set yourself down. You look like you've gone to pieces."
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Puck (---.dorm.reed.edu)
Date: November 02, 2006 06:23AM
So this panda walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Zuki-pah (---.nsw.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 02, 2006 11:14AM
... and ends up with two black eyes.
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So a fisherman walks into a bar...
'Who looks after the animals?'
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So a fisherman walks into a bar...
'Who looks after the animals?'
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: November 02, 2006 12:50PM
and says "Mine's a double. No, a triple. No, THIS big..."
and an octopus walks into a bar with a porpoise close behind it ...
and an octopus walks into a bar with a porpoise close behind it ...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 02, 2006 11:20PM
because you should never go into a bar without a good porpoise. (Ka-boom ching!)
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So Manny the Mammoth walks into a bar....
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So Manny the Mammoth walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 03, 2006 08:52PM
And moans and whines for about 90 minutes
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So 6 banditos walk into the bar
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So 6 banditos walk into the bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 04, 2006 09:39AM
....and the barman says "If I join you, we could be Magnificent!*
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So Irish, Hunk, Spit and Lex Murphy walk into the bar......
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So Irish, Hunk, Spit and Lex Murphy walk into the bar......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 04, 2006 11:37PM
leaving the three dogs and the croc-pigs outside to eat any unwary passers-by.
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So Alf Garnet walks into a bar.....
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So Alf Garnet walks into a bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.cable.ubr03.brad.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 05, 2006 04:38PM
and says to the barman 'give me a b*****y drink, you b******d Arsenal supporter'
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So, Sylvia Plath walks into a bar
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So, Sylvia Plath walks into a bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: November 06, 2006 02:22AM
... and the barman says, "This one's on the hearse."
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So Barabara Windsor and Diana Dors walk into a bar...
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So Barabara Windsor and Diana Dors walk into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 06, 2006 08:32PM
ANd the barman says 'D-Doubles, ladies?'
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So Arthur Dent walks into the Bar
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So Arthur Dent walks into the Bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 07, 2006 06:19AM
And the barman says, "This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays."
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So an angel and a demon walk into a bar…
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So an angel and a demon walk into a bar…
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 07, 2006 09:26AM
....... and the barman says "That is a Good Omen".
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So Thor and an Ice Giant walk into the bar.........
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So Thor and an Ice Giant walk into the bar.........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: November 07, 2006 11:12AM
the barman serves Thor a Twisted Hammer and pours a whisky over the giant.
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An alien perambulates into a bar....
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An alien perambulates into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: November 07, 2006 01:48PM
but the barman won't serve him anything, because he is strictly against people stepping on chairs and tables.
So Eleanor Rigby walks into a bar...
So Eleanor Rigby walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.sedgwick.gov)
Date: November 07, 2006 02:35PM
wearing the face she kept in the jar by the door. Now we know who it was for!
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So a red herring walks into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/07/2006 02:41PM by Pyewacket.
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So a red herring walks into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/07/2006 02:41PM by Pyewacket.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.165.---)
Date: November 07, 2006 02:49PM
Or at least, it tried, but it was lead in the wrong direction.
So Toad of Toad Hall walks into a bar...
So Toad of Toad Hall walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: November 07, 2006 09:45PM
...and is thrown out for disturbing the peace.
Bill Gates walks into a bar...
Bill Gates walks into a bar...
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