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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 07, 2006 10:15PM
…and the bartender throws him out the Windows.
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So Steve Jobs walks into a bar…
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So Steve Jobs walks into a bar…
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: kaz (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 07, 2006 11:24PM
and tries to sell it to Disney.
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So Walt Disney walks into a bar....
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So Walt Disney walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: robert (---.syd.ops.aspac.uu.net)
Date: November 08, 2006 01:58AM
...and the barman slips him a Mickey...
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So Gengis Khan walks into a bar...
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So Gengis Khan walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 08, 2006 04:42AM
…and the barman insults him.
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So an ostrich walks into a bar…
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So an ostrich walks into a bar…
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: November 08, 2006 11:18AM
...and get's it's head buried in the bar for looking down on the dangerous person in the corner.
A cowboy walks into a bar...
A cowboy walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: November 08, 2006 04:56PM
and the barmaid says 'Is that a six shooter or are you just pleased to see me'
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So, Bruce Willis walks into a bar....
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So, Bruce Willis walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: November 08, 2006 06:09PM
And it's very quiet while he has a drink, then leaves.
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So Wolverine walks into the bar
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So Wolverine walks into the bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barnadine (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: November 09, 2006 10:43AM
"Bonk!" "Ow!"
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So the dullest man in the world walks into a bar
<< insert hilariously witty quote here >>
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So the dullest man in the world walks into a bar
<< insert hilariously witty quote here >>
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: annie (---.vic.bigpond.net.au)
Date: November 09, 2006 11:53AM
<wind whispers and tumble weeds tumble>
so angelina jolie walks into a bar...
so angelina jolie walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 09, 2006 03:54PM
and the barman asks the resident drummer to beat out a tattoo.
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So, Jennifer Aniston walks into the (same) bar ...........
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So, Jennifer Aniston walks into the (same) bar ...........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 09, 2006 03:59PM
sorry an echo - now deleted
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/09/2006 04:01PM by SkidMarks.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (61.68.161.---)
Date: November 09, 2006 04:52PM
And everyone hides under their tables in the hope she'll go away without bringing the tabloids into it.
So Euclid walks into a bar...
So Euclid walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MartinB (---.tenet.saix.net)
Date: November 09, 2006 06:01PM
and moves parallel to the walls.
Riemann walks into a bar...
Riemann walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 09, 2006 09:42PM
…and integrates himself into the crowd.
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So Eratosthenes walks into a bar…
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So Eratosthenes walks into a bar…
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.bur.dialup.dodo.com.au)
Date: November 10, 2006 12:34PM
And the barman hands him a schooner of Hite (one for the alco's there).
So a tube of Berocca walks into the bar...
So a tube of Berocca walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barnadine (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: November 10, 2006 12:37PM
and begins a sparkling conversation?
So Dan Brown walks into a bar...
<< insert hilariously witty quote here >>
So Dan Brown walks into a bar...
<< insert hilariously witty quote here >>
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Mrs Next (---.bradford.gov.uk)
Date: November 10, 2006 03:58PM
And accuses the customers of conspiring to prevent him from having a quiet drink
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So, Archimedes walks into a bar
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So, Archimedes walks into a bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: November 10, 2006 05:41PM
…and askes to borrow a towel.
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J.K. Rowling walks into a bar…
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J.K. Rowling walks into a bar…
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 10, 2006 06:40PM
...and the barman says "How's Harry? Dead yet?"
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So, Bambi and Thumper walk into a bar.......
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So, Bambi and Thumper walk into a bar.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: PrincessP (---.dhcp.gldl.ca.charter.com)
Date: November 10, 2006 06:51PM
and the barman says, "Oh deer, we can't serve you!" And then he thumps them out.
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So a box of Chex cereal walks into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2006 06:54PM by PrincessP.
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So a box of Chex cereal walks into a bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/10/2006 06:54PM by PrincessP.
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