...and the barman, Coco, pops out the back.

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So the Godfather walks into a bar

1. and requests a drink to dispell the worst case of cotton mouth ever...
2. and demands some wine to help him sleep since he had an awful night Mare...
3. and the barman says to the waitress, "take his order quick, the mafia don't horse around..."
4. and asks if anyone wants to play a game of "Kick the Caan..."

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So Alfred Hitchcock walks into a bar...

... and out again as this was only a cameo.


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So Steven Spielberg walks into a bar....

And is eaten by a rabid Star Wars dinosaur (old person), fed up with Episode 1.

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V walks into a bar...

....and is snubbed by Alan Moore.

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Yoda into the bar walks...............

strong the drink this one in is finds.

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Jon Oppenheimer walks into a bar....

And orders 6 pints.

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So Roesenburg and Pedosky walk into a bar

(forgive spelling)

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

(Assuming Rosen and Podolsky)

...and the barman says "paradoxically, Einstein is waiting for you."

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So, J. Robert Oppenheimer walks into the bar.........

...and declares: "This is going to be a blast." <leaves>

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Kandinsky walks into a bar looking for Klein....

...because that would give him a whole new dimension.

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So a piano walks into a bar...

...and the barman says,"if you're just here for a tinkle, it's through that door."

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So Fred Flintstone walks into a bar...

and says I'll have one of those cocktails...what's it called... oh yeah....a Yabba Dabba Doo



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So, Michaelangelo walks into a bar

and says, "You could do with having your ceiling painted - have you seen the nicotine on that?!"

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Saint Peter walks into the bar...

...and everyone attempts to look innocent.

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Lucifer walks into a bar...

And st Peter tries to look innocent too.

So a dalek trundles into the bar (a proper insane wheelie bin job, not these new flying things)...

and the barman shoves a tennis ball into his plunger shootie thing, causing it to back-fire.

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So Cthulu walks (?) into a bar....

...and eats the souls of all present.

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Hello Kitty walks into a bar...

.....and the Barman Says "Dear Daniel left a message: he has dumped you for Mimmy."

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So Lightning McQueen drives up to the bar.................

....and the barman says "sorry we're out of stock, car."

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So Simon & Garfunkle walk into a bar........

...and the the barman says "the silence is deafening".

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So Tom Waits shambles into the bar.....