.....and the barman says "So, your usual little drop of poison?"

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So Mae West walks into the bar.....

and everone's happy to see her.

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So Yule Brenner walks into a bar...



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.. and the barman says "Are you logging on this Christmas?"

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So Tony Jaa walks into the bar...........

...slaps his hand down on the bar.....

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So Jack Bauer walks into the bar.......

... and suddenly everyone's having a REALLY bad day.

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So an albatross walks into a bar...

... and drags everyone down with him.

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So a hoppy tree frog walks into the bar ...

And makes everyone green with envy



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So, Father Christmas walks into a bar......

...And not a creature was moving, not even a mouse.

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So the Grinch walks into a bar...

and steals everything before turning around in a sickeningly sappy manner and giving it back.

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King Arthur walks into a bar...

...and the barman says "rough Knight?"

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So Hamlet walks into the bar...

......and the barman says, so Ken, will we ever get to see that movie again?

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......... and the barman says "Yorrick was in earlier, looking for you. Do you know him?"

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So Nathan Fillion walks into the bar.........

... after making sure the crew know what to do if he doesn't come back.
Come rescue him.

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So the last of the Red Wizards of Thay walks (crawls) into the bar...

...and the barman says "Get out! BeFae run you out on your Szass!!"

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So Withnail walks into the bar....

(Community Chest: Go directly to Mornington Crescent)

.... and the barman says "We have the finest wines available to humanity. And we have them here, and we have them now!"

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So George Bailey and Clarence walk into a bar....


(Does that mean that you have won, BK?)

and the barman says "ah, its a wonderful life"

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So Marley's ghost rattles into the bar....


(via Aldwych first!)

And moans, and moans all night long.

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SO 3 wish men walk into the bar...

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

and the barman says "your wishes are my command"

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So Ghost Rider rides into the bar......

...and gets out of his skull!

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So Winnie the Pooh walks into a bar...

... and asks if there is any honey.
"No honeys in here son", replies the barman.

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So the mice from Babe walk into the bar...

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