... without opening the door.

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So Steven Sondheim walks into a bar.

and the barman says "O.K. who sent in the clown?"

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So Bob Fosse walks into a bar...........

... For some reason in his pajamas.

Verily dide Chaucer wenten hys waye ynto ye barre...

And the Barman said "You've got the wrong body part; this is the Canterbury Arms."

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So a Thursday Nextremer walks into a bar...

...orders a beer, pours it on his head, lights himself on fire and asks the barman to take a picture of him reading this dandy book.


So the following squirrel walks into a bar...

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.

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.......and the barman asks the Pied Piper to lead it out again.

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So Harlequin enters a bar...........

and dedicates his skittles game to his girlfriend...

So Isaac Hayes goes into the bar

... and the barman says "Next time, please use the door and not the lift, Shaft."

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M. A. B. a big horse walks into the bar.....

...and the barman says "Hey, I'm saddled with you for a bit? Nay, don't bridle about it, you can have free reign at pool to win your spurs."

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So the Great Punner walks into the bar...

...and falls down with a lump on his head :)

So Cirque du Soleil flies into the bar...

.. and the Beatles turn in their graves at the travesty perpertrated on their music by someone who should know better. Except for Paul who neds the money and Ringo who says he is awaiting his Iphone. (Honest he does. It says so on his web site.)

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So, Atlas staggers into the bar.......

and gets a stony glare from Medusa.
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Falstaff walks into a bar....

And promptly walks out again upon sight of the scary monsters, but not before snagging a pint.

So the Seven Dwarves walk into the bar...

EDIT: Feel free to skip this and just answer Falstaff.



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.... and the barmans says "7Up?"

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So Caspar enters a bar.........

...but is largely ignored.
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Lucifer walks into a bar...

...and, ah, aaaaaaaaaaaaagh-omigod-saveme-nooooooooooooooo! Aghagh. Gack.

So Mac and PC (the people) walk into a bar...

while the various patrons discuss cynical marketing ploys.

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So Davros trundles into the bar...

[completely off-topic] You know, that made me mad, around Christmas time, when they did some Mac vs. PC commercials where the PC was given (or gave) big fat books on C++ programming as gifts. The implication being that programming is boring and not something creative people do. Grrrr…I'm a Mac fan, but I took some real offense at that! [/off-topic]

<is glad that he missed those>

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

... and the barman says " I can't serve you: you're already legless."

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So MartinB finds himself in a bar...