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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 17, 2007 06:45PM
and the barman says " Can I 'ELP you, gentlemen?"
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So, Paris Hilton walks into a bar...
(well, in about 40 days she might)
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So, Paris Hilton walks into a bar...
(well, in about 40 days she might)
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Anonymous User (---.hay.dialup.connect.net.au)
Date: June 18, 2007 09:12AM
because she's too stupid to go around it.
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So Dr, Seuss walks into a bar...
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So Dr, Seuss walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: June 18, 2007 10:16AM
he walks into it from afar!
Sometimes he drives there in his car,
But either way he has a jar
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So, Ozymandias walks into a bar
Sometimes he drives there in his car,
But either way he has a jar
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So, Ozymandias walks into a bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 18, 2007 01:53PM
Which is quite a feat.
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So Elvis walks into the bar...
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So Elvis walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: mrs SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 18, 2007 04:54PM
I TOLD YOU I HADN'T TOUCHED HIM
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So Squirrel Nutkin walks into a bar
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So Squirrel Nutkin walks into a bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 18, 2007 06:11PM
and says "a pint of Old Brown please".
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So, Captain Kirk walks into a bar...
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So, Captain Kirk walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 19, 2007 10:58AM
I am glad you picked up on the Squireel Nutkin one because
a) mrs. Skidmarks was sitting just behingd me and
b) I would have gone off-Topic (off-Snickers?))
........and the barman says "don't be timid: step boldly up and ordera drink."
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So, Captain Peter Quincy Taggart follows Kirk into the same bar.......
a) mrs. Skidmarks was sitting just behingd me and
b) I would have gone off-Topic (off-Snickers?))
........and the barman says "don't be timid: step boldly up and ordera drink."
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So, Captain Peter Quincy Taggart follows Kirk into the same bar.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 20, 2007 12:07AM
...and the barman says "are you two hams on rye?"
<sorry, forgot to do the new one - see below>
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/20/2007 12:09AM by picard1109.
<sorry, forgot to do the new one - see below>
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/20/2007 12:09AM by picard1109.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 20, 2007 12:08AM
...and the barman says "are you two hams on rye?"
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So, Harry Potter walks into a bar...
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So, Harry Potter walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 20, 2007 09:17AM
...and all the little JKR fans claim that all earlier posts were copies of that one.
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So, Mildred Hubble walks into a bar.............
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So, Mildred Hubble walks into a bar.............
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: June 20, 2007 08:52PM
...and bangs her elbow, typical Mildred behaviour.
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So, Fred Flinstone walks into a bar....
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So, Fred Flinstone walks into a bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 22, 2007 12:10AM
and says "When Wilma pint be ready?" and the barman says "In about 150 million years, mate, when the Egyptians get around to inventing it."
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So, Denny Crane walks into a bar...
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So, Denny Crane walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (162.78.70.---)
Date: June 27, 2007 09:01PM
...and starts yelling. The barman sings, "Denny Crane! is in my ears! and in my eeeyes..."
So my cat Fred walks into the bar...
So my cat Fred walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: June 28, 2007 08:09AM
...and the barman says "you will have to pay for your drinks" and the cat replies "Me? How?"
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So Fat Freddy's Cat walks into the bar.......
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So Fat Freddy's Cat walks into the bar.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: June 28, 2007 02:18PM
And purple umbrella fish grin puffily. Man this stuff's good...
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SO Richelieu walked into the bar...
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SO Richelieu walked into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 01, 2007 03:46PM
... and the barman says "Heu-guen-ot come in 'ere, matey - it'd be a cardinal sin"
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So, Sancho Panza walks into the bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2007 03:49PM by picard1109.
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So, Sancho Panza walks into the bar...
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/01/2007 03:49PM by picard1109.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: mrs SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 08, 2007 02:14PM
and the barman says " the one with the windmill is down the road"
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so, Toulouse-Lautrec walks into the bar....
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so, Toulouse-Lautrec walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.glfd.cable.ntl.com)
Date: July 08, 2007 05:22PM
and the barman says "would like a short?"
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So, Pablo Picasso walks into a bar...
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So, Pablo Picasso walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barefoot Andy (195.188.86.---)
Date: July 10, 2007 02:14PM
... and the barman says "Why the wrong face?"
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(Because I think of Labyrinth when seeing the title)
So, David Bowie walks into a bar...
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(Because I think of Labyrinth when seeing the title)
So, David Bowie walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: LeonardQuirm (---.adsl.entanet.co.uk)
Date: July 10, 2007 02:46PM
and discusses with the barman if there's Life on Mars.
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So, John Simm walks into a bar...
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So, John Simm walks into a bar...
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