.....and the barman says 'It's a fair cop........show, but bit pastit.



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So WPC Rachael Prejudice walks into the bar and the barman says......

.....and the barman says "what are you doing so far from "I'm Sorry I'll Read that again?

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So Gene Hunt walks in a bar.............

.......and the barman says "is this a dream...."

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So Wil Anderson walks into a bar ........

....and the barman says "I thought John was the Wilrus"

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So Fred Wedlock walks into the bar.......

and the barman says "sorry mate, no swingers - I don't care how old you are".

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So Arthur Dent walks into the bar.....



Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 06/27/2008 09:43PM by mariaB.

Welcome mariaB. - This is an interesting thread for your first post, but you are welcome nonetheless. Help yourself to pie.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 06/28/2008 02:21PM by SkidMarks.

....and the barman says 'Leave our bloody towels alone.'





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Lord Denning walks into a bar, and the barman sys...............

.....and the barman says "did you park in Shoe Lane car park?"

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So, Amy Winelake stumbles into the bar..................

But the barman said "No- no- no..."

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So Rufus Wainwright walks into the bar...

and the barman says: No-one knows you here. Have you got a note from your father?



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So Yehudi Menhuin walks into the bar.....

..and the barman says "Get out! You are always on the fiddle."

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So, Stéphane Grappelli walks into the bar...

...and the barman says "Get back on the roof."

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so Linda Robson walks into the bar......

....and the barman says, "Moonshine, is it?"

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So the ghost of Fforum past walks into the bar .....

And the barman says "We serve ales, not spirits."
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So Jeremy Irons walks into the bar...

And the barman says "Ouch, was that a Jeremy Bar?"

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So The Duke of Wellington walks into the bar

No fighting in here, or I'll have to boot you out.

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So Ernest Shackleton walks into a bar

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Joint winner Colouring Competition 2007
and outright winner of the 3 time winner of the Ffestival Dodo Feeding competition.
Fforde Ffiesta Ffotos are here - [www.flickr.com]

.... and the barman says: we don't allow no pole dancing here.




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So the Ghost of Christmasses past' walks into the bar and the barman says.....

... and the barman says "sod off, we have nothing for you here"


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So The Spirit of Jazz walks into the bar...

...and the barman says "So, in the mood are you?"

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so Father Christmas walks into the bar...

But that's okay, because it's a supposal, just ask CS Lewis.

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So Camus walks into the bar...