... does a dance, looses the tarantula and gets run out of town. No, sorry, that was in Geelong.

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Thrice the brindled cat hath..


(oops, got muddled up between games. Good thing others are more attentive than I am.)



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...walked into the bar and ordered warm milk.


So Tony Blair walks into the bar holding a stick of celery...


By the way, most of these leads/responses are absolutely priceless. This should be published somewhere.

And the barman says "Are you stalking me?"

Boom boom,

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So Silvio Berlusconi walks into a bar.....

and the barman is forced to buy a drink from him.

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So Lech Kaczynski walks into a bar...

... And asks to buy a vowel.

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So Caravaggio walks into the bar

...intending to paint the town red.

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Moooooooooooooo!
*

So Mahmoud Ahmadinejad walks into the bar...

...and the barman congratulates him on his pretty tie.

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So Ban Ki-moon walks into a bar...

... and the barman said "Kofi Annan said that you would pick up his tab."

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So Pete Doherty shambled into the bar.....

... and said to the barman "arghbuggroffyableedineejit" and collapsed in a stupor.

ooh sorry ... you wanted punchlines not predictions ...

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Five goblins walk into the bar ...

And the barman gives each of them a +2 Beer of Invisibility.

So Saparmurat Niyazov/'Turkmenbashi' walks into the bar...

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.

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 *        *        /
 *  /\ /\ *       /
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 / 0    0 |     /
 |   ()   |    /
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        || (())
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... and break their noses tripping over the invisible Libertine.

... So Yoko Ono walks into the bar...



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... and the bar falls apart of its own accord, for completely unrelated reasons.

So a mime walks into a bar..

... moves along the invisible wall and gets stuck in the invisible box which the other patrons FedEx off to a small tropical island.

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So Escher walks into a bar ...

...and onto the roof and into the basement, simultaneously. (For this, his tab credit is suspended.)


So Douglas Adams walks into a bar...

{Welcome Chris! Pop over to the Intros thread [www.jasperfforde.com] and tell us all who you are.

In the meantime help yourself to pie.}



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Which took a lot of work with a dust-buster and a ouija board to make happen, just for the sake of a few fan autographs.

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So Freddie Murcury walked into the bar...

... and made a very similar comment.


So Charles Dickens walks into a bar...

...and the barman begins to seriously doubt his fitness for the job. Normally in a bar it should be much later than expected, not 140 years early.

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So Rudolph Valentino walks into a bar...

...and Daydreams dramatically about ordering a red wine.

So Jasper Fforde walks into the bar (unless he already has, in which case he is to be ignored)...

* ^ Make this good! ^ *

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.

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  **    **        (__)
 *        *        /
 *  /\ /\ *       /
  *||||||\*      /
 / 0    0 |     /
 |   ()   |    /
 | |_||_| |___/
/__________/
  /______\  ||
        || (())
        ||__||
        |____|

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…and the barman says, "I'd watch my back if I were you. Big Martin is on the prowl tonight…"

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So Susan Sto Helit walks into a bar…