And the barman offers them a Shampoo and coughs up a hair ball








so Phil Collins walks into the bar

... and the barman says "so what will you be drinking at Pub Paradise?"

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So Sir Stanley Hooker walks into the bar...

(**please support the barman by keeping people walking into the pub, its his only source of income and he has lots of people who depend on him, his aged mum Vera, his wife Getrude, his poor sick and starving children, Tom and Mary, his faithful (but old) hound Scraps, his listless goldfish goldie , seven illigitimate (but no less deserving) children, Bart, Rani, Lotus chi, Steve, Grunhilder, mary-anne-rose-margret-sue and tiny little freddie not to mention his cousins, sisters and aunts so please do your bit and help the barman, tis a worthy cause - honest!**)

......... and the barman says, "I'm sorry, but this is a respectable establishment and we don't serve Hookers."

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So Cynthia Payne walks into a bar .....

We don't serve string here

.....and I would need to be telepathetic to follow on................

you suprise us skids, you aren't telepathic? (or even telepathetic)

I knew you were going to post that..................

So Gypsy Petulengro walks into a bar ........

... to hear the rest of the joke, you'd better cross my palm with silver.

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So Marylin Manson walks into the bar...

sic

......... and the barman says, "I'm sorry, sir, I'll just clean this mess up before I serve you."

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So Jose Mourinho walks into a bar ...........

Three pints of your best spodumene Sir!

(not to point fingers but I think somebody should explain the rules to BibwitHart)
(BibwitHart: you need to post a follow on animate or non animate item to walk into the bar after you finish the previous one otherwise the bar will go into receivership and the barmans many relatives will end up in the workhouse!)


So Graham Reid Mallett walks into the bar...

(Ponders over whether that was wise.)

..... and the Barman says "that Dunnett, I've had rambunctious days, but no more disorderly knights!"

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So Sidney Bristow walks into the bat.....

(Sorry - I was also answering Lymonds)...and the barman says "Will you and Lymond just make up and be friendly?"

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So the Marquess of Queenbury wealks into the same bar.......)

please ignore



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....and orders a round of punch for the house.


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Voltaire walks into the bar and the barman says.......

........... and the barman says, "Neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy - so what can I get you?"

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So John McClane walks into a bar ............

..... and the barman points to the "Dress code" sign.

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So Optimus Prime pulls up to the bar.............

Oi, don't just leave that truck there.
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So Alistair Crowley walks into a bar