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Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (149.135.109.---)
Date: November 05, 2007 01:52PM
And the barman says "What I sell you three times is brewed."
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So dodo dodgeson walks into the bar...
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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/05/2007 01:52PM by Bonzai Kitten.
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So dodo dodgeson walks into the bar...
(edited for spelling)
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 11/05/2007 01:52PM by Bonzai Kitten.
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: November 17, 2007 11:53AM
....and the barman says 'No carrolling in here.
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A high jumper walks into the bar.......
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A high jumper walks into the bar.......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: The Cookster (217.154.169.---)
Date: November 22, 2007 05:19PM
........... and the barman says, "Sorry, I'm afraid that means you're out."
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So Bobby "Boris" Pickett walks into a bar ....
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So Bobby "Boris" Pickett walks into a bar ....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 22, 2007 06:25PM
if only that were true: Bobby Pickett RIP 25th April 2007
....and the barman said "out of the lab at last then?"
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So, The Royal Guardsmen walk into a bar........
....and the barman said "out of the lab at last then?"
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So, The Royal Guardsmen walk into a bar........
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: November 23, 2007 08:44AM
...and the barman says "Oi! put some clothes on! I won't have any bearskin in here!"
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So Arnaud-Amaury walks into the bar...
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So Arnaud-Amaury walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: November 24, 2007 08:20AM
...and the barman says "A pint of Abbot's Ale, is it?"
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So Michael Renny walks into the bar.....
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So Michael Renny walks into the bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.in-addr.btopenworld.com)
Date: November 26, 2007 09:00AM
...causing the barman's very sudden deceleration from 29km/s to 0.
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So Hugo Chavez walks into the bar...
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So Hugo Chavez walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Lymond (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: December 01, 2007 11:34PM
Ok Hugo Chavez has been sat in the bar for almost a week, lets move him along...
So Greg House walks into the bar....
So Greg House walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: December 19, 2007 10:28AM
..... and the barman says "sorry the US writers strike has slowed things down a bit, a double temazapan and coke"
So Geraldine Granger walks into the bar . . . . .
So Geraldine Granger walks into the bar . . . . .
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: December 21, 2007 09:58AM
....and the barman says 'Vicker's on the Rocks'?
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Francis Sandow walks into the bar......
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Francis Sandow walks into the bar......
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: picard1109 (---.lambeth.gov.uk)
Date: December 21, 2007 04:02PM
...and has to serve himself, coz he's the only person left alive. Or is he?
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So, Davy Crocket walks into a bar...
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So, Davy Crocket walks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: bunyip (---.as1.adl6.internode.on.net)
Date: December 30, 2007 11:49AM
....and the barman says: 'Did you have to murder that streaker just so you could claim to have killed a bare..?
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Lord Lucan walks into the bar....
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Lord Lucan walks into the bar....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Barnadine (---.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com)
Date: January 23, 2008 09:41AM
and the barman says: "Should've been here earlier, your wife was making a right scene!"
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So J S Bach walks into a tavern
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So J S Bach walks into a tavern
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: HouseInTheWoods (81.102.13.---)
Date: January 23, 2008 01:29PM
...and the barman says, "Oi, we 'ave a dress code 'ere. Don't want no Air on yer G-string: put some clothes on!"
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So Captain Hook walks in to a bar...
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So Captain Hook walks in to a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: ibborobb (194.203.72.---)
Date: January 24, 2008 04:16PM
...and the barman says "Hello ... is it Smee you're looking for"
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So, Prospero wallks into a bar...
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So, Prospero wallks into a bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 28, 2008 08:10AM
......and the Barman says "Been a bit quiet of late, must be the bad weather we've been having"
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So Sam Tyler walks into a bar ....
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So Sam Tyler walks into a bar ....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (58.163.129.---)
Date: March 28, 2008 12:54PM
...And orders a Lazer Screwdriver.
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So Oliver Twist walks into the bar...
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So Oliver Twist walks into the bar...
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 28, 2008 01:38PM
....and orders three pints, downs them, and says "please sir, can I have some more."
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SO Rose Tyler walks into the bar.....
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SO Rose Tyler walks into the bar.....
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: BibwitHart (---.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 29, 2008 07:03AM
And the barman says "sorry we don't serve fish-lipped humanoids here"
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So Craig Charles walks into the bar
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So Craig Charles walks into the bar
Re: ...and the barman says...
Posted by: CannibalRabbit (---.253-204-32.VIC.netspace.net.au)
Date: March 31, 2008 12:44PM
....and the Barman says "A chicken vindaloo and pint coming right up"
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So Michael Jericho walks into the bar........
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So Michael Jericho walks into the bar........
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