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...and the barman says: This bar is pacific. I lands a punch on anyone who tries to set up a domain in here. Out the back is a commercial vehicle and in this van you are to go away.
... And proceeds to demonstate his crippling alcoholism by holding a drink for a couple of seconds, but never actually taking a sip. (which for some reason really bugs me)