....and the Barman says "Are you being served?"

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So Capt Peacock walks into a bar .....

but the barman has no idea who Capt Peacock is.
Explain?
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So a tucan flies into the bar...

…and orders a couple of very large drinks. The barman scoffs and says, "Hah, no one can drink that much in one sitting!" The bird glares at the barman and clacks its enormous beak threateningly, whereupon the barman hastily adds, "But two can!"

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So Stephen Sondheim walks into a bar…



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/09/2009 05:35AM by MuseSusan.

Ah! the joys of being young!

Captain Peacock was the floor manager in the Mens' apparel section of Grace Bros store in the TV series 'Are You Being Served?'.

It was in the days when there was little allowance for rude words on TV but when humour was an essential part of the series.

The main catchphrase I remember is 'I'm free' by Mr Humphries, and indirect references to Mrs Slocombe's pussy.


there may have been other Captain Peacock's but they are irrelevencies.

..... and the barman says "if you're looking for the barbers its next door".

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So Sweeny Todd walks into the bar.......

... and is promptly doused with chocolate, and kidnapped by the kitten!
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So Andre Bloody Rieu walks into the bar...

..and the barman says: You know the Blue Danube? Good, then go and jump in it.



[I saw AR in Adelaide (on a FREE ticket] and it was worth the price.]



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So Xaveria Hollander walks into the bar ........

........... and the barman said "Well, madam, what should I call you?"

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So, Dita Von Teese walks into a bar...

....and the barman says: Anything in a wasp waisted glass I suppose?




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So Lucrezia Borgia walks into the bar....... {easy obvious one}

...and the barman says "What fish would you like?"

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So, Mrs. Malaprop walks into the bar...............

...... and the barman says "Good Moaning, a Pinter Guinness or a half?"

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So, Peter Griffin walks into a bar......

... - it reminded him of the time (insert random pop-culture reference)

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So Oscar the Grouch walked into the bar...

and the barman says: 'Nothing for you. you're canned already'


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So Sophie Dahl walks into the pub.....

(Forgive if this is horrible, I had to Google her. I'm not British.)
And the bartender tries to give her a piece of black satin.
(Look at her Wikipedia page. You'll get it in a moment or two.)

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(Look, argyle socks!)

So, an elephant walks into the bar...

(Isn't she Roald Dahl's daughter?)

(Roald Dahl's granddaughter)

.....and the barman says "are you here to tickle the ivories?"

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So, Roald Dahl walks into the bar........

....and the barman says "Most unexpected; a Giant Peach Schnapps?"

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so Barbar walks into the bar .....

...and the barman says, are you the black sheep of the family?

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So Paddington Bear walks into the bar....

.... and the barman says "Are bears allowed to wear hats?" (I know it´s bad)

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So Bruce Dickinson walks into the bar...

... and the barman says "sorry, we've stopped serving - it's two minutes to midnight."


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So, Aslan walks into a bar...