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Thanks 50 some crickets struggle to reach it. I'm of the belief that Growing old is mandatory but growing up is voluntary... Peter pan syndrome...Never act your age and stay young
Thanks Bunyip I'll have a piece of Batten berg for you
And belated Christmas birthday greetings to Jesus Christ, just in case.*
*we've had so many deaths this year that there are not enough of us left to carry the coffins. They've even started on my generation having used up all the 'oldies'.
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That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
Terry Pratchett, Hogfather