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Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 15, 2007 09:18AM

Toast(TM)! With melted cheese and Lea & Perrins sauce (although don't try this in a toaster).

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Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 15, 2007 10:19AM

Skids: Just because you knew Methuselah in his youth doesn't make everyone young. :P

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 15, 2007 10:28AM

Yes it goes - as my uncle used to say "It's all relatives".

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Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 15, 2007 09:14PM

I'll give in and cry uncle on this one then.

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 15, 2007 10:52PM

mmmm yummy, toasted cheese with lea and perrins, yum yum yum yum!

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: annie (---.dialup.optusnet.com.au)
Date: March 28, 2007 09:32AM

Happy Birthday Kaz

(ozi girls stick together)

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 28, 2007 09:47AM

KAZ! happy birthday! :) Hugs and cake!

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 28, 2007 01:43PM

Happy birthday! Somewhere around here theres a cake with a stripper in for you. Hang on a sec. Where is it? Er, no, not there. to the left, no, next shelf, no-no, other way, try there, behind the cornflakes...

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 28, 2007 03:01PM

Hmmmm cake! What kind of cake is it? I am hungry.... someone just mentioned cheesecake to me.... lol.

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 28, 2007 03:15PM

Happy cake day!

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 28, 2007 04:53PM

Happy birthday Kaz!!

(If you put a stripper in it, any cake is cheesy, but just remember: stripper goes in after baking.)

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Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Puck (---.landmark.edu)
Date: March 28, 2007 04:55PM

Hippo birdie two ewe, Kaz!

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Metaphors be with you!

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 28, 2007 08:06PM

Hapsy Buffday ( my cousin used to say that, we laughed at the thought of a buff day! Too much flesh tho!)

I wish you lots of cakes and merriment!

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: tieff (---.dip.t-dialin.net)
Date: March 29, 2007 06:28AM

Happy thirst day Kaz, as they say here in Germany!

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 29, 2007 09:31AM

Tis nice how different traditions have different ways of saying the same thing:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: splat21 (195.33.121.---)
Date: March 29, 2007 12:56PM

Happy birthday Kazzie. Trust it's not a paint stripper?
Though a painted stripper might be fun.

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 30, 2007 05:57PM

Heheh. Could drop paint stripper on and reveal more....

Interesting....

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'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 31, 2007 07:22PM

Yes could be.... any man's dream if it is a woman stripper... and any woman's dream if it is a male stripper.... reminds me... my ex happens to do a strip show for his dancing group.... they don't strip completely, they have their hats on.... but strategically placed! lol

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: April 02, 2007 12:35PM

Wusses :P

Re: Happy Birthday!
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: April 02, 2007 02:06PM

Depends on the hat................

And this man doesn't dream of women strippers. That flame gun is far better at removing old paint, except on the budgie, of course.

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