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Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 01, 2007 10:48AM

<bursts into song>

<ooooooh ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong iddle i po....>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: March 01, 2007 04:05PM

<thinks that won't bring nemades out of her mood>

<opens a few shoe shops - that should help>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 01, 2007 10:00PM

<head snaps up at the mention of shoe shops!>

<suddenly hears xmorphs catchy tune>

<goes back to endless reading in a much better mood>

<thanks peeps with chocolate cake - as far as the eye can see!>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 02, 2007 08:31AM

<wonders if the shoe shop sells boots?>

<ponders the idea of a shoe shop that is also a chocolatier>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: March 02, 2007 05:07PM

<[www.choccywoccydoodah.com]>



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/02/2007 05:08PM by PrinzHilde.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 02, 2007 06:21PM

<thinks that is the most inspired shop ever!>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 03, 2007 04:46PM

<thinks that xmorpheus ought to look at the page after the shoes>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: March 03, 2007 07:12PM

< runs off to find a quiet corner>
<sits down and gets out his new book by a different writer>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 03, 2007 11:46PM

<red faced at the last page of the chocolate website>

<!>

<settles down to more reading>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: March 04, 2007 04:24AM

<Had looked at that page while in a public place, and now hopes that no one was standing behind her at the time…>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 04, 2007 11:49AM

Chocolate skulls? I want one!
Chocolate... er, other bits...
Wouldn't they melt? :P

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 04, 2007 12:19PM

<wonders whether BK is doing it on purpose>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: March 04, 2007 10:11PM

<"Gah!">

<"Must...change...subject!">

<wonders whether they make chocolate squirrels>

<*stream of conciousness*>

<"Hey, squirrels!!">

<"Speaking of squirrels... draw your bazookas!">

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.
    ****           __
  **    **        (__)
 *        *        /
 *  /\ /\ *       /
  *||||||\*      /
 / 0    0 |     /
 |   ()   |    /
 | |_||_| |___/
/__________/
  /______\  ||
        || (())
        ||__||
        |____|
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Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: splat21 (---.server.ntli.net)
Date: March 05, 2007 12:13AM

Kitten? Doing it on purpose?


Well, of course.







What else do we pay her for?

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 05, 2007 03:25AM

The other one I had lined up referred to melting in your mouth, and not in your hand. Trust me, I have a few of these... You got off lightly!

Although, as chocolate squirrels didn't instantly spring to mind, I think DAFW should be awarded the prize for 'most distubing person on the fforum' :)

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 05, 2007 02:16PM

<thinks chocolate skulls rock>

<refuses to comment on the other stuff on the grounds that chocolate willies are just sooooooo passé and "hen nighty">

<ponders the absence of chocolate squirrels>

http://www.storesonline.com/images/common/imagewrap.img?picture.image.url=http://www.storesonline.com/members/744999/uploaded/zzzzzzzzzzzWeb_DSCN0063.jpg&picture.width.max=400

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: March 05, 2007 03:26PM

Oooh, it even has an acorn! So cute!

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 05, 2007 05:10PM

<finds vial labelled " squirrel fibroma virus">

<shakes it to see pretty patterns in the liquid>

<drops it>

<kicks broken pieces under the wreckage of the treehouse and walks slowly away>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: March 05, 2007 08:52PM

<puts book down at the sound of breaking glass>
<sits and watchs the smoke rise from underthe treehouse>
<picks book up again>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 05, 2007 09:59PM

<eats the now squashed cake slowly>
<watches mahem>

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