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Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Mooxico (---.zianet.com)
Date: February 19, 2007 07:25PM

<Yeah, xmorph! Also grateful for no animal carnage.>
<checks 'chute to see what was wrong.>
<notices that it was one of Nem's playground 'chutes>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: February 19, 2007 08:27PM

<nods head>

<sorry xmproh, will remove parachutes before ambulence chaser enters the scene>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: February 19, 2007 08:46PM

<rolls in money from sale of chocolate-coated-Depps>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: February 19, 2007 09:36PM

<wants a chocolate-depped coat. It would be perfect for the winter, as it keeps warm, happy and nourished, all at the same time>

<and it needs no glasses>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: February 20, 2007 07:58AM

<notices that elephant, having rolled off Xm has rolled into the chokky fountain and then through some dried grass>

<wonders if the dried grass stuck to its tail will fool DAFW into adopting a giant, long-nosed brown squirrel>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: February 20, 2007 08:49AM

<wonders if anyone has a bicycle pump as she's now a flat XM>

<decides to do it Looney Toons style, sticks her thumb in her mouth and blows hard>

<...reinflates....>

<perks up and puts her chocolate covered Depp in the fridge so it doesn't melt>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: February 20, 2007 11:05AM

<cries, because own chocolate Depp was all eaten up>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: February 20, 2007 11:17AM

<offers to share her depp with BK>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: February 20, 2007 11:22AM

<Is quite happy to depend on the kindness of strangers>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Mooxico (67.42.115.---)
Date: February 20, 2007 08:38PM

<Points out that xmorph isn't truly a stranger, per se. She is kind, though.>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: February 20, 2007 09:53PM

<wanders over with Ben Browder and dips him in chocolate fountain which has been stuck back together with sticky back tape>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: February 21, 2007 01:06AM

<Suggests to Mooxico that while this is true, it does rather ruin the quote, and fetches coffee beans for dipping>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: February 21, 2007 09:38AM

<perks up>

<munches on chocolate coffee beans changing "java java java">

<produces her mystical attack weasel and sends it after the elephant that flattened her>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: February 21, 2007 05:46PM

<Informs Xm that numbers never leaves home without a bike pump>

<Would of offered, but was busy fixing puncture on bike!>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: February 22, 2007 09:25AM

<decides to start a conga line>

<grabs 19 by the waist>

<"Dah dah dah dah dah DAH Dah dah dah dah dah DAH">

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.cc.strath.ac.uk)
Date: February 22, 2007 11:50AM

<ponders about the possibility of elephants and squirrels conga-ing?>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: February 22, 2007 12:47PM

Wonders what '85 thinks of all this prefix numbered waist grabbery.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: February 22, 2007 10:00PM

<is to busy congering(is that even a word?) to let it worry him>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: February 23, 2007 01:16AM

<decrees that it is indeed a word>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: February 23, 2007 11:05AM

<dah dah dah dah dah DAH>

<dah dah dah dah dah DAH>

<dah dah dah dah dah SQUEAK>

<"oops - I just congaed on a weasel">

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