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Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 05, 2007 11:18PM

<fuzzy headed from flu>

<wonders if all of the squirrels are very sleepy>

<downs some paracetemol>

<waits for developments>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: March 05, 2007 11:44PM

I take grave exception to that, BK!

As you evidently did *not* perceive, I brought up squirrels (my default subject, if you've been paying attention) for the express purpose of changing the subject. And it worked. Ha.

And we'll just *see* who gets voted 'Most Disturbing Fforumite'...

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MuseSusan (---.union.edu)
Date: March 05, 2007 11:53PM

<Requests that we not even bring up THAT subject, as so very many of the Fforumites can be so very disturbing…>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: March 06, 2007 02:06AM

<whistles, disarmingly>
<hides baseball bat>

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Blood! Death! War! Rumpy pumpy! Triumph!

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Bonzai Kitten (---.static.dsl.dodo.com.au)
Date: March 06, 2007 04:35AM

Chocolate skulls and grave exceptions... Sounds like an Emo band.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: 198505 (---.cable.ubr04.pres.blueyonder.co.uk)
Date: March 06, 2007 08:45AM

Please! had to put up with MCR blareing from oldests new MP3 player this morning

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 06, 2007 09:20AM

<ponders her sore shoulder>

<wonders if nem can spare some paracetamol>

<watches as the squirrels start to mutate>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 06, 2007 09:35AM

<wonders if immortals are grave exceptions>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: SkidMarks (---.manc.cable.ntl.com)
Date: March 06, 2007 09:41AM

<thinks Martin needs shooting for that>

<writes it down so that it can be claimed as original and used somewhere that Fforumites won't notice>

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My computer beat me at chess, but I won at kickboxing

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 06, 2007 12:43PM

<hands xmorph several spare packets of paracetemol, some deep heat cream and a bottle of lucozade>

<guarenteed to make you feel better, if not spell better!>

<decides to read a dictionary for inspiration of how to spell>

<too much effort, goes back to feeling ill>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 06, 2007 01:07PM

<pours nem a hot chocolate and provides a fluffy blue blankie and a new Fforde book stolen from the Dream Library>

<dodges Lucien who is trying to get the book back>

<realises that probably only 1 or 2 participants in the thread get the reference so goes back to squirrel watching>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 06, 2007 02:33PM

<hopes that Dream doesn't hear about this theft>

<decides to move a bit farther from xmorpheus>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 06, 2007 04:44PM

<snuggles up in fluffy blue blankie, sips hot chocolate>

<reads as much of the book as possible before it is taken back>

<gives xmorph a cyber hug, as don;t think she wants flu!>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: March 06, 2007 04:49PM

<maims Neil Gaiman>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: Zambezi_Bushbaby (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 07, 2007 10:22AM

<chuckles at puns>

<finds an interesting route to climb the tree to which the tree house is attatched>

<starts climbing>

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"I've always believed that it would be up to the young people to save the Endangered Wildlife for the future." - George Adamson.

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: PrinzHilde (---.dip0.t-ipconnect.de)
Date: March 07, 2007 10:51PM

<waits at the upper end for ZB to show her the new escalator he just installed, and which is all shiny and almost never broken>

<points out that for safety reasons all pets, even squirrels, need to be carried on the stairs>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: DisturbinglyAvidFfordeWorshipper (---.kpunet.net)
Date: March 08, 2007 04:45AM

<carries the squazzle>

<"Down, boy, down!">

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Vicious squirrel, barely restrained by leash.
    ****           __
  **    **        (__)
 *        *        /
 *  /\ /\ *       /
  *||||||\*      /
 / 0    0 |     /
 |   ()   |    /
 | |_||_| |___/
/__________/
  /______\  ||
        || (())
        ||__||
        |____|
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Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: xmorpheus (193.95.170.---)
Date: March 08, 2007 12:33PM

<wonders what a squazzle is>

<ponders her dreadful fate>

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: MartinB (155.232.128.---)
Date: March 08, 2007 12:53PM

<wonders if it's an aggro squirrel>

__________________________________
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

Re: Meanwhile over at the wreck of the treehouse
Posted by: nemades (---.dsl.in-addr.zen.co.uk)
Date: March 08, 2007 03:08PM

<laughs to self about the 'squirrel' in Green Wing>

<sheds a tear for the loss of a classy show>

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